The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 14, 2021

The first rule of dads bed. We never talk about dads bed.

What till they see the curves on the ampersand! Then you will hear an exclamation, Mark!

Is that page 69?

They teach that in school, now!

The COMMAndo manual, eh.

9 months later, she’ll have a period.

Why did he hide it under his bed? It looks like a comma ordinary book to me.

To quote Dad, “stay out of my room!”

Monday 645 amNo more comics needed for the week. Nothing will be this funny.

♩comma, comma, comma sutra with me…

OMG! Comm-a on, now!

How comma, I mean common!

They shouldn’t show the yin yang symbol in a family publication.

“Hey, what’s the Apostrophe doing?” “….Don’t ask…”

Just wait until they see how the Oxford comma positions itself.

Zen and the art of punctuation…

I had three older brothers. I got to do LOTS of research!

No wonder some people call the “!” a “bang”.

What about the comma chameleon?

Nothing’s going to happen…….period!

If he finds out you’ve been snooping in his room, Dad’s gonna have an apostrophic fit.

Oh my, Yin and Yang are from that evil Open Quote tribe who are well known to be pillagers and rapists.

“for life’s not a paragraph/and death I think no parenthesis” – e.e. cummings

It does give one pause.

Sutra self! :>)