Garfield by Jim Davis for July 30, 2021

The sponge looks like a eraser that got stabbed by pencil

“And your head has more air than that sponge you’re holding.”

Next one by Jon: He’s an idiot. (See my profile picture: Do you think I’m an idiot?)

What kind of sponge has holes?

Could that sponge be Bob’s cousin SpongePaula Squareskirt?

DOH !!!

With all the DIY accidents Jon has had, his IQ has gotten even lower.

Jon is dumb and dumber.

That’s one of those new 5G sponges from Verizon

Nice phone Jon, I never knew you liked soapy devices.

It’s an iSponge.

Jon, you’re going to have to show up earlier in the morning with better stuff than that if you want to catch Garfield.

this phone has to be a sponge to absorb such idiocy from jon

Oh, hi, Garfield. Meet me new pal, SpongeBob RectangleNoPants.

O hai, SpongeJon SmartyPants…

Who do you think you’re trying to fool, Jon?

Give Jon some time to absorb that info, Garf… :D

Why would Garfield care what Liz likes or believes? It would be one thing if Garfield was “on the phone” trying to convince Jon to do something becauze Liz said so. Jon wants her to be happy. But this wouldn’t work even if Garfield was dumb enough to believe it.

C´mon Jon, that´s your earhole, not your cakehole.

(senses a cartoon with a story worthy of being expanded)

A dimwit like Jon cannot out-wit Garfield.

Garfield Mean? Can’t be true.

This needs to be a Garfield minus Garfield.

She also said you should be less dorky and stand up for yourself and sense of style and get a life and clean up more often and learn how phones work and… I could go on here all day. The most important thing is that you stop speaking into sponges.

You really are a hopeless loser, aren’t you, Jon? Your cat is smarter than you, and you think that fooling him into thinking that you’re talking to Liz when you’re actually talking into a sponge will work? Fat chance!

That’s the latest fad in phone covers…

Jon knows he is talking to a sponge.

Jon, ya better think before ya act.

Jon’s actually holding his brain. That’s what it looks like from long term cellphone addiction.

Even if he was on the phone, I do not think Garfield would care too much.

Hoping Garfield will soak it in.

All of them.

could work IF you were on a PHONE and she was on the other side.

He was talking to sponge bob

Looks like cat ownership has driven at least one owner crazy.

Send Jon on a vacation.

Jon, are you purposely ignoring Garfield? You are doing a damn good job if so! #notcool :]

Reminds me of Reddit when Entitled Customer declares “I know the owner!” and “fake calls” to have poor put-upon service person fired for whatever has offended The Entitled One. Especially funny when the actual owner is standing right there watching.

Jon, it’s not working. Or are you saying Garf sponges off of you?

Dunno. Jon’s talked to other things before, like a TV remote.

Not very smooth Jon