Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for June 23, 2021

Time to switch the signs

I have seen M & W restroom signs featuring dogs in bars. Maybe the dog’s signs should feature humans. Just sayin’.

We had a little dog. It would do “handstands” to pee. Where’s the sign for that? I assume that would be the handicapped bathroom.

A dear, departed friend had a small dog that had a habit of walking around the house on his hind legs, for no reason. I found it disturbing!!

In the novel ‘The Hot Rock’ by Donald Westlake, the crooks plan their capers in a crummy bar. The toilets are marked ‘Pointers’ and ‘Setters.’ It took me far too long to figure out that joke.

There is those very same signs at a restaurnt in Nassau!

I had a male Basinji that would squat to pee.

err… okay I know which is which, but still gross way of pointing that out.

ohio state vet school has fire hydrant paint in the school up north’s colors.

Those doors look like they could be for No. 1 or No. 2 more than male or female.

Pointers & sitters.

Don’t they need a third door for neutered?

A oneah anda twoah

Take the left to lift…

Left to wee and right to poo?

Hikers and Squatters.

That is clever! However, “woke” restrooms would have both symbols. And, in fairness, my last male dog squatted – he had an older, dominant sister (we adopted them both at the same time as puppies) and she “taught” him how to eliminate liquid waste….

I can’t believe the number of people here who have never watched the way a dog hunches over to eliminate — um — solid waste.

Both doors lead to the backyard.

Make sure you sniff out the proper one.

That’s such an obvious comic, I am surprised that I’ve never seen it before.

Thanks for the belly laugh !!! I needed that

Squirter or squater

Yeah, yeah… I get the joke. But seriously, most dogs – both male and female – squat to pee. Males usually only lift their leg when they’re marking their territory.

pointers &/or setters

My female dog sometimes lifts her leg and I had a male that would squat occasionally.