Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for April 14, 2022

Locating David is of “Goliath” proportions.

The general went rogue…

He went for some breakfast…..

“I’m signing on with the Sagoths!”

He must have gone to get a sitrep from his staff, General-type stuff.

“Only David can lead us against the Sagoths…and win! Certainly not a loser like you, Tarzan!”

Man, if the rest of the city’s women run around in clothes like she is wearing, I need to book a flight on the O-220 to get there!

Maybe those head pieces are shrunken Sagoth heads. She is a powerful warrioress.

the man can draw a female.

Maybe he went to “plots”…

( ͡~ ﹏ʖ ͡~ )

Apparently General Roag has departed for a quick shave, unibrow trim and haircut before he has breakfast with the Sagoths to save his sorry arse. Meanwhile dimwitted bimbo twit with the smiley ghost fur earmuffs continues to whine and plead with Tarzan to find her useless David and idiot daughter. This would make a great sitcom on channel 7…..UGH!

Her city looks like a nuclear power plant.

leaving that guy in charge will presumably mean that when you get back he’ll have a trap set for you… dumb move, young queen…

Easy Dian, no need to use mean words! Some of those Sagoths have sensitive feelings.

Leave Roag in charge? David Innes, you gotta work on your choices in women, dude. Sure, she’s highly decorative, but she ain’t exactly useful. Are you sure you want to pass that I.Q. on to your offspring?

He is more competent at incompetence than you realize.