Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for November 01, 2022

Too many “schnooks” spoil the broth.

Sex education time for these guys. Todays lesson is; Don’t screw with Tarzan, it’ll make your butt hurt!

Could be “Tarzan and the Lion Man” or elements there off…….

Tarzan discovers a mad scientist with a city of talking gorillas. To create additional havoc, a Hollywood film crew sets out to shoot a Tarzan movie in Africa and brings along an actor who is an exact double of the apeman himself, but is his opposite in courage and determination.

You want map? Geez man, there’s an app for that. Just look in your phone.

Again, the crook not thinking straight. If he kills him, he definitely won’t get the map.

Tarzan instinctively decides not to cooperate with a man who keeps his first grade drawing of a dancing crocodile on the wall.

Letha … hmmm. Brother is probably in the jungle, captured by the talking apes. Wants T to play along for a rescue, does not care about the diamond. Bad guys can be brutalized by the gorillas in the end.

Hands off dude, this is a Brioni !

“Sheeze, okay, I’ll draw you a map, but this one goes to Opar. Much better jewels.”

Map? MAP! We don’ need no steenkin’ map, Fatman!!! It’s all in your mind.

“Let’s see: You kill me and don’t get the map or I draw you a fake map and get to live. Give me a moment; this is a tough one.”

The Eye of Rao? Isn’t Rao a Kryptonian Deity?