Tarzan is germaphobic and won’t touch Larson’s hand, but he’ll get up close and personal with a river crocodile teeming with swamp microbes…..go figure. Well, Letha & Helen will have their new shoes and safari handbags, and the rest of the safari will have fresh crocodile omelets for breakfast. Yum, yum!
SHAKENDOWNVILLE about 2 years ago
For he’s a jolly good “bellow”.
Marc Poschman about 2 years ago
So…there’s a “Wolf” and a “Larson”, but this isn’t a Jack London story?
BigDaveGlass about 2 years ago
Well, that’s breakfast sorted…..
in-dubio-pro-rainbow about 2 years ago
Yup! Raw material extraction for original “crocs”-boots used to be much more dangerous in those days, folks!
SKJAM! Premium Member about 2 years ago
“And I fully expect you to wrestle a crocodile and kill it with a knife on my behalf in the near future.”
joe piglet Premium Member about 2 years ago
Tarzan is the Master, kills a lion, stops a heard of elephants, kills a croc, and avoids the hand buzzer gag.
Gent about 2 years ago
With Tarzan around it a wonder that lions elephants and crocodiles is not extinct yet.
profkatz about 2 years ago
Tarzan is germaphobic and won’t touch Larson’s hand, but he’ll get up close and personal with a river crocodile teeming with swamp microbes…..go figure. Well, Letha & Helen will have their new shoes and safari handbags, and the rest of the safari will have fresh crocodile omelets for breakfast. Yum, yum!
FGWaiss about 2 years ago
Don’t tell Tarzan. but PETA (featuring Bill Goldberg) is going to be all over his assets.
Durak Premium Member about 2 years ago
You’d do the same for me. If you weren’t a total dweeb.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace about 2 years ago
To have friends, be a friend.
anomaly about 2 years ago
“Oh, well, of course,” Larson said. “I’d kill crocs all day for you.”
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member about 2 years ago
Whenever you read the phrase “exposing the soft, white throat,” something’s gonna die. (Unless you’re reading erotica.)
Sisyphos about 2 years ago
Tarzan already has two hands, Larson. He doesn’t need one of yours as a trophy….
jtt almost 2 years ago
As Tarzan finished the hapless croc, he unleashed the victory cry of the bull ape, “Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal!!!”