Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for April 26, 2023

“Chimp” on his shoulder.

I got a Monkey on my back! No, that’s not right… But you get the idea…

All before breakfast too….

Reminds me of the battle between Wesley and Fezzik.

Main Event at Wrestlemania.

Goom just needs to run backwards into a wall. Problem solved. I’ve seen Chuck Norris do it plenty of times!

OK, Tarzan has the upper hand. Will he kill his opponent or give him a chance to surrender, you know, “kagoda”?

Look, a wise, bearded man wearing a fez. Once, our hero Tarzan defeats the giant simian and the evil sultan, I think he will be thanking Tarzan for freeing the humble, meek and feeble people of that country.

Panel one looks like Goom forgot to put on his glasses.

Yess! As I said a couple of days ago, once Tarzan does his amazing jump on the back move it’d all be over for Goom.

The next scenes have been deleted to keep this comic family friendly.

My son does that with me. Helps straighten my back and re-adjust my spine. Good times. In the books, Tarzan meets Great Apes and he talks them out of trouble for the most part. Best part of the books.

Well he certainly goomed…er…doomed now.

Thews! For when muscles just won’t do the job…

If that smelly hairy Goobah falls backwards won’t he crush Tarzan? It looks like Sutan is having an appendicitis attack in panel #1 while that old decrepit wizard looks on. Meanwhile, where’s Tira….still playing with that hard salami-sausage in her bedchamber? After all, girls just wanna have “fun”!