Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for January 22, 2024

He gave him the “gimlet” eye.

Tarzan: “You’re luggage!”

Gimla is as good as dead.

One pair of Crocodile shoes coming up……….

https://www.youtube.Com/watch?v=oejZKuaukig

Foolish Gimla. Me was warns you from staying away from Tarzan. But noooooo.

Gimla today – gone tomorrow (anyone in need of new “Crocs”?)

One old enemy about to be discontinued.

Who brought the wasabi? We are about to be serving Gimla sashimi style

What doom awaits ?

The old, kill a crock, wear it as a hat, use a reed for breathing and sneak up and into the old stockade.

We know that’s a crocodile because we will see him in awhile. If it was an alligator, we would see him later.

You can tell by the broken nose that this is a gangster crocodile.

Tarzan: “It’s such a knife day, today!”

Called it last week, the crocs must have picked old Donald McNab’s body clean as an appetizer. Now for the main course…..shredded Tarzan….NOT!

Feed it to the lions. Oh that’s right, you didn’t leave any.

Yep, just like clockwork. Tarzan takes a swim, and poor old Gimla swims with the fishes. Happens every time. Tarzan is a one-man Extinction Level Event for crocs and lions. He can’t take a bath without killing a crocodile. ;-)