Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for April 30, 2024

"Croc"aganda.

Now there’s an attractive offer! LOL

“No, thank you. I’ll take the crocodile—he’s better looking!”

There’s a first time for everything.

Definitely a fate worse than death…….

Ask to be put back in your cell to think, since you now know the passages that are built in and were forgotten a thousand years ago. (And everyone until Tarzan was too stupid to ask, “Hey what are these huge fireplaces for when it never gets cold here?”)

She theenk she rather be breakfast of crocodile god.

Toom is a little bit behind on his intel, his staffers haven’t told him about the Waziri yet.

So where is the second woman? And who is she? I only remember the queen.

Betty Davis eyes? Or under a spell. Dude has that kindly Grandpa look.

Her resistance is weakening. If only someone could tell her that he isn’t as attractive without the hat, it might make a difference.

Old decrepit skanky ugly Toom had better have a large supply of Viagra if he expects to “satisfy” horney Queen Amra! Then again, he might have an extremely long tongue…….

That old buzzard is a nut .

How could she resist?

worse than death!

Amra’s thought balloon: I gave up a supporting role in “Mary Worth” for this crud…?

It was HARD to turn down such an enticing offer, but somehow she found the strength….