Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for May 01, 2024

Even the gators would “upchuck” him.

Arma has guts. Toom has delusions of grandeur. Ma-Amu has round two to look forward to. David has breakfast to get…….

She can’t overpower that withered old creep?

Female dog slap fight of the year.

Foolish old kingy. He shoulda shows her how feelthy rich he is. She woulda agrees without second thoughts.

All this talk about mating probably made the Comics Code folks reach for the telephone back in ‘49.

He’s a Ma-amu’s Boy.

Carrion? After writing Dear Abby she realized that a simple “no” might have let him down easier.

Turned him down cold . Nothing like a woman to nut you without a knife .

Hmm, I think I just lost the spelling bee, “Prec..” Please use it in a sentence" “PP..R”

I think Tooms should keep working on her. Before she said she would never marry him. Now she would rather die a hundred deaths. Tomorrow it might only be 50 deaths.

Tooms: “One hunderd? Here’s the first, yet 99 to come…”

“… And let the Waziri in!”

It appears that skanky smelly perverted old Toom has been working out on the jungle gym since last we saw him. Still ugly and hairy and nasty…Tarzan’s comin’ for you Toom-Boy and vicious starving Ma-Amu is waiting for his meal!

Whereupon she threw him through and all was well.

Horny old dude, judging from the last panel.