Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for May 04, 2024

More “insidiousness” awaits.

Well, that was quick. I wonder if they will keep the croc god? Or will Amra get the shoes and handbag?

Later – after the VAARewell – Amra tried to call Nixon for help, but he refused with the words: “I’m not a Kroog”

As Tarzan heads idly for the next adventure, suddenly he gets SMS from Jane “What about the new boots and suitcase you promised me?”. Tarzan: “Oops… I knew I forgot something… is it too late to delay the conclusion of this story arc for a couple more days?”

Toom as he sinks: “Tarzan, ’ cough’ Tarzan, Amra your mother is…”

I was right! It wrapped up on Saturday. Next Monday, new adventure.

Well that was underwhelming.

Helping someone on the throne. I would expect it to be a little different. Also wondering if the croc spit out Toom as ‘too disgusting to digest’.

Amra is beautiful, I wonder who her parents were. Certainly not any of those smelly hairy Kroog-type Vaarians. I kinda hoped Walter Paige would have stayed on as King. Ah, and don’t forget Tarzan’s colonoscopy tomorrow on Cinco de Mayo, maybe they’ll give him a tequila, or mezcal-type laxitive to loosen things up! Blast off!!!

Tarzan can’t wait to get out of Vaarville. Frappe la rue!

Wait. Just wait a gosh darn minute. Are you telling me Tarzan is just going to let that big croc live?! That’s crazy talk!

What is right and what is wrong are a lot more IFFY than most people realize.

As Amra waved goodbye she reminded Tarzan: “And don’t rat us out to National Geographic!”

Whatever it be me is now devotee of mighty Crocodile God who even the mightiest crocodile killer Tarzan could not kills.