Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for May 29, 2024

“Traptive” audience.

Just “Scale” the ladder…….

Pukwa WHAT? You’re cruisin’ for a bruisin’ you toad.

Tok, tok, tok! Ain’t you go nothin’ else to say, croakie?

Leader croaked already? He not even waits until climax where he woulda gets eat by Gimla.

After Tarzan is put in a cell, the guards all go over to The Lily Pad for a drink and some flies.

King Croak looks worried, many white men from the land of La Restauranté come yearly for some legs.

Gruppenfurher Von Kroak reports to Der Furher . He has caught the undesirables .

Tarzan looks at the guard and says “pukwa you too”

Tarzan tried to ingratiate himself with the chief by asking if had ever considered a career in Hollywood.

Croakers language is not familiar to Tarzan, maybe Volthar can interpret…“Pukwa Tok” = go upstair so that fatso Froggy King can show you his amazingly ugly Queen! Ribbitt, ribbitt, ribbitt….who will be the first to croak?

“Hmm,” thought Tarzan, “He must mean ‘put the ladder where the sun don’t shine’.”

“You want me to burn the ladder?”

“Pukwa your own tok, buddy” replied Tarzan.