Not a very smart investigation Nemone…..where’s that big galumpf assassin Tomos and E-Rotten ordered to kill Tarzanacus? Why not “interview” Gemmon and Volthar as well? Oh, how these tales twist and turn and how does she know that he tried to murder Tarzanacus in the first place (unless she sent him)?
So you needs to tell him what happened? So you needs to womansplaining him that it was a assassination attempt? Come on. Anyone with half a brains can sees it a assassination attempt on Tarzan.
Nemone sent the warrior to the apartment to check on Tarzan, and as a courtesy he used a window instead of knocking on the door and waking the whole place up.
I believe that Nemone is about to issue Tarzanacus with the summons for throwning out “garbage” on a non-pickup day! The penalty is for him to get down on all fours and pleasure her for the day.
Tarzan: “He was just paying us a visit for a quick nightcap. But then he tripped on the rug and fell out the window. Because you don’t have this thing called glass windows here in Anthor, Nemone. Or air conditioning. All of which is truly tragic.”
What I don’t understand — How did Nemone become Queen, gain such power – sure she’s gorgeous, but what else has she got? Brains? Nah. Strength? Nah. Does this society just find the best looking woman,place her on a throne and go from there? I don’t get it….I think she’s likely to be deposed before Tarzan gets outta there!
SHAKEDOWNCITY 3 months ago
“Witless” for the “prostitution”.
Tachyon the Samurai 3 months ago
Not much of a warrior, he died falling out a window.
profkatz 3 months ago
Not a very smart investigation Nemone…..where’s that big galumpf assassin Tomos and E-Rotten ordered to kill Tarzanacus? Why not “interview” Gemmon and Volthar as well? Oh, how these tales twist and turn and how does she know that he tried to murder Tarzanacus in the first place (unless she sent him)?
BigDaveGlass 3 months ago
Tomos the Tank Engine and Erotten will of course be lion through their teeth. To avoid the teeth of the lion….
Out of the Past 3 months ago
Tomos and Erot are nervous because Tarzan has his knife and lots of open windows.
Gent 3 months ago
So you needs to tell him what happened? So you needs to womansplaining him that it was a assassination attempt? Come on. Anyone with half a brains can sees it a assassination attempt on Tarzan.
Polsixe 3 months ago
Wasn’t much of a warrior tbh.
Old Comic Strip Lover 3 months ago
Body seems to be in pretty good shape after having been stabbed and thrown out a window.
joe piglet Premium Member 3 months ago
Nemone sent the warrior to the apartment to check on Tarzan, and as a courtesy he used a window instead of knocking on the door and waking the whole place up.
General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member 3 months ago
I think you know what happened O Queen of all that’s wrong in Anthor .
profkatz 3 months ago
I believe that Nemone is about to issue Tarzanacus with the summons for throwning out “garbage” on a non-pickup day! The penalty is for him to get down on all fours and pleasure her for the day.
LawrenceS 3 months ago
We hope he was a better warrior in his day job than he was as a part-time assassin.
jtt 3 months ago
Tarzan: “He was just paying us a visit for a quick nightcap. But then he tripped on the rug and fell out the window. Because you don’t have this thing called glass windows here in Anthor, Nemone. Or air conditioning. All of which is truly tragic.”
sjwalk2 3 months ago
What I don’t understand — How did Nemone become Queen, gain such power – sure she’s gorgeous, but what else has she got? Brains? Nah. Strength? Nah. Does this society just find the best looking woman,place her on a throne and go from there? I don’t get it….I think she’s likely to be deposed before Tarzan gets outta there!
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace 3 months ago
Seek and ye shall find.
Spiffy 3 months ago
Tarzan better cover up, or he’s gonna get Nemonia.
David Rickard Premium Member 3 months ago
ERB: Massive!
Editor: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.