Not a very smart investigation Nemone…..where’s that big galumpf assassin Tomos and E-Rotten ordered to kill Tarzanacus? Why not “interview” Gemmon and Volthar as well? Oh, how these tales twist and turn and how does she know that he tried to murder Tarzanacus in the first place (unless she sent him)?
So you needs to tell him what happened? So you needs to womansplaining him that it was a assassination attempt? Come on. Anyone with half a brains can sees it a assassination attempt on Tarzan.
Nemone sent the warrior to the apartment to check on Tarzan, and as a courtesy he used a window instead of knocking on the door and waking the whole place up.
I believe that Nemone is about to issue Tarzanacus with the summons for throwning out “garbage” on a non-pickup day! The penalty is for him to get down on all fours and pleasure her for the day.
Tarzan: “He was just paying us a visit for a quick nightcap. But then he tripped on the rug and fell out the window. Because you don’t have this thing called glass windows here in Anthor, Nemone. Or air conditioning. All of which is truly tragic.”
What I don’t understand — How did Nemone become Queen, gain such power – sure she’s gorgeous, but what else has she got? Brains? Nah. Strength? Nah. Does this society just find the best looking woman,place her on a throne and go from there? I don’t get it….I think she’s likely to be deposed before Tarzan gets outta there!
SHAKEDOWNCITY 13 days ago
“Witless” for the “prostitution”.
Tachyon the Samurai 13 days ago
Not much of a warrior, he died falling out a window.
profkatz 13 days ago
Not a very smart investigation Nemone…..where’s that big galumpf assassin Tomos and E-Rotten ordered to kill Tarzanacus? Why not “interview” Gemmon and Volthar as well? Oh, how these tales twist and turn and how does she know that he tried to murder Tarzanacus in the first place (unless she sent him)?
incognito 13 days ago
Tomos the Tank Engine and Erotten will of course be lion through their teeth. To avoid the teeth of the lion….
Out of the Past 13 days ago
Tomos and Erot are nervous because Tarzan has his knife and lots of open windows.
Gent 13 days ago
So you needs to tell him what happened? So you needs to womansplaining him that it was a assassination attempt? Come on. Anyone with half a brains can sees it a assassination attempt on Tarzan.
Polsixe 13 days ago
Wasn’t much of a warrior tbh.
Old Comic Strip Lover 12 days ago
Body seems to be in pretty good shape after having been stabbed and thrown out a window.
joe piglet Premium Member 12 days ago
Nemone sent the warrior to the apartment to check on Tarzan, and as a courtesy he used a window instead of knocking on the door and waking the whole place up.
General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member 12 days ago
I think you know what happened O Queen of all that’s wrong in Anthor .
profkatz 12 days ago
I believe that Nemone is about to issue Tarzanacus with the summons for throwning out “garbage” on a non-pickup day! The penalty is for him to get down on all fours and pleasure her for the day.
LawrenceS 12 days ago
We hope he was a better warrior in his day job than he was as a part-time assassin.
jtt 12 days ago
Tarzan: “He was just paying us a visit for a quick nightcap. But then he tripped on the rug and fell out the window. Because you don’t have this thing called glass windows here in Anthor, Nemone. Or air conditioning. All of which is truly tragic.”
sjwalk2 12 days ago
What I don’t understand — How did Nemone become Queen, gain such power – sure she’s gorgeous, but what else has she got? Brains? Nah. Strength? Nah. Does this society just find the best looking woman,place her on a throne and go from there? I don’t get it….I think she’s likely to be deposed before Tarzan gets outta there!
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs 12 days ago
Seek and ye shall find.
Spiffy 12 days ago
Tarzan better cover up, or he’s gonna get Nemonia.
David Rickard Premium Member 12 days ago
ERB: Massive!
Editor: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.