Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for September 22, 2024

Tarzan is going to overpower them with the modern technology of the whiffle ball.

Tarzan’s guile over their “fossilized” brains.

They all look like fish out of water……..

They is never stand a chance against these bouncy balls!

Hey ! Queenie finally got dressed . That must have been her underwear last week .

One look and the “false saviour” and the Queen will be asking for him to be moved to her chambers for interrogations.

Hand grenadeses?

So savior Tarzanacus “comes out” just wait until he lifts that old smelly loincloth and shows them his secret weapon! Queenie will have uncontrollable excitement and start stripping down while her troops look on in utter amazement……. The “fun” is about to begin as the monkey people escape.

Tarzan says “Pass these to your men and do as I tell you. First, dig some pits.”

The mysterious relics have the recipe for the perfect custard pie. Now if they can only bake them fast enough…

Why does Tarzan have those green tattoos on his back? d;o)

Sonic blasters?

Disintegrators?

Soap opera projectors?

Next week: Queen Varla does her best Lena Hyena imitation, while Tarzan rolls his eyes and mutters “Not again…”

Wow. I never expected Tarzan would come out.