Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for September 26, 2024

More “ruse” here than in Australia.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder anyway.

Tarzan thinks “Maybe if I can kill five more lions, Nemone will leave her alone.” Actually, Tarzan doesn’t really believe that. He just wants to kill five more lions.

Someone’s Mirror Mirror on the Wall is broken.

No one knows how to be evil here. Tomos now needs his eyes burned out and tongue cut to hide his knowledge.

Vanity , thy name is woman .

Queen Enema is rapidly becoming a royal pain in the a**

Actually, Tarzan seems to be content to hang around town and solve petty squabbles now and then (by killing something of course).

Gemnon was further disappointed to be told that his pleated cheerleader skirt did not meet the requirements of the kingdom’s modest dress code.

Tarzan has the means to “influence” Queen Anemone, but he doesn’t seem willing to take one for the team.

I can’t keep up with all the names. (The killing of that last lion was gratuitous.)

Flatter Nemone or… Flatter Doria…

This is turning into a Snow White soap opera. Tarzanacus will ignite Nemone’s already horny tendencies when she finds out he knows of Doria’s beauty. Yeah, a highly venomous Queen vs. an innocent beauty queen…git it on!

“Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.”

Gemnon: If Nemone sees Doria, she will be disfigured or killed!

Tarzan: Why would Doria disfigure or kill Queen Nemone?

Don’t know why Nemone isn’t jealous of Tarzan’s beauty.