Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for October 31, 2024

Tarzan’s plans include an effective monkey"wench".

But Nemone, that ain’t gonna happen. Tarzan is a lion killer.

Fat chance, sweetheart.

Them imbeciles has still no take away his trusty knife eh.

Chariot pull by lions? You is gots to be kiddings me.

Um, did anyone in the kingdom know Tarzan had spurned her? If she wants people to know what happens if you spurn her won’t she have to tell the story? You’d think she’d just keep it a secret.

So he gets few minutes sporting head start, he runs off and climbs a tree and then…?

The NKA (National Knife Association), the Queen will know he is dead when they pull his knife out of his cold dead hands.

Lesson learned. I ain’t never spurning her.

Time for Tarzan to take to the trees, circle back, get into the city and then lock the gates so Nemone can’t get back in.

Women . . . . .

Could we be lucky enough that Nemone will fall out of her chariot and become lion lunch?

Queen Enema is about to lose another lion

Hey, Officer Dude, he was the “unofficial” quarry last time, too…

Take these chains from my heart, and set me free.

This is a bit like throwing Brier Rabbit in to the Brier patch.