Bottom Liners by Eric and Bill Teitelbaum for June 28, 2021

Shouldn’t there be a third character in the joke? “A rabbi, a bishop, and a . . . walk into a bar.” Maybe an atheist (though I don’t know how to draw one)? How about a kangaroo. Yeah, that would work. Then all we’d need is a punchline.

Leaving the hackneyed for the ancient.

The minister is running late this evening.

That’s one very long Happy Hour!

A priest, a rabbi, and a bartender walk into a bar and the bartender says…

Oh sure, leave out the Imam…protestors!

So a termite walks in and asks, “Is the bar tender here?”

We just want to be be happy for a couple of hours…..

The Rabbi responds: “We’re just waiting for the Deli Lama”.

A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbit, “what are you three doing here?” The rabbit says, “I don’t know about the others, but I’m here because of auto-correct.”

a neutron walks into a bar and orders a round for all. of course, for a neutron it’s no charge…

I was having a rude moment, and a conversation between the 2 just crossed my mind…“So, Rabbi, what are jew going to have?”“I’m not sure…. anything cross your mind?”