Herman by Jim Unger for July 17, 2021

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Only when I laugh, doc.

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    sirbadger  over 3 years ago

    Maybe he should try out for the Rockettes.

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    allen@home  over 3 years ago

    Only when i try to bend it you Quack.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 3 years ago

    “No, I just like to show it off.”

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Ask him about his hip, Doc.

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    cygnetash Premium Member over 3 years ago

    His knee is fine, but his ankle is unraveling…

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    dflak  over 3 years ago

    No, I just like to practice my goose-stepping.

    Can anyone tell me why it’s called a goose step? I have observed thousands of geese at or pond over the past couple of decades. None of them walk this way; they sort of waddle.

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    No Doc, I always walk around with a stiff one

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    [Traveler] Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Ministry of Silly Walks

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    Looneytunes65  over 3 years ago

    Nah, I got the problem straightened out.

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    h.v.greenman  over 3 years ago

    Yes it is doc, this durn, left knee keeps bending on me and spoiling my Jimmy Cagney walk

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    e.groves  over 3 years ago

    Only when I do this. Well, stop doing that.

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    sandpiper  over 3 years ago

    My wife starched my pants, but only the one leg took.

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    Bill The Nuke  over 3 years ago

    I went to the clinic because the top of my (bald) head was swollen after I’d been stung by yellow jackets. The clerk couldn’t help staring but still had to be told twice why I was there.

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    tremaine53  over 3 years ago

    Geese have no knees, and in ‘goose-stepping’, the knees do not bend. It’s not a perfect metaphor, but it explains the origin of the term as it pertains to military marching.

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    Calvins Brother  over 3 years ago

    “I just wanted to show you I shaved my legs.”

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    sandflea  over 3 years ago

    Well, at least something still gets stiff.

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    cuzinron47  over 3 years ago

    Nah, he’s just practicing his place kicking.

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    Kirk Barnes Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I’m good, but it bothers the heck out of my wife.

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    arthurc  over 3 years ago

    https://www.worldwidewords.org/qa/qa-goo3.htm

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    Lightpainter  over 3 years ago

    Could he try out as a punter for the NFL?

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    paullp Premium Member over 3 years ago

    “Not at all doc, look how long I’m able to keep my leg straight.”

    “Not at all doc, I’m just here for my physical before I sign the contract to be the new placekicker on the football team.”

    “Not at all doc, but I do seem to be having this little issue with my hip.”

    (With a nod of acknowledgement to Al Jaffee)

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