Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 14, 2021

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    BE THIS GUY  over 3 years ago

    I hope he gave the kids a taste of pig knuckles.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 3 years ago

    That sign should have a more accurate image.

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    DennisinSeattle  over 3 years ago

    It should say “Beware of children.”

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    BasilBruce  over 3 years ago

    It should have read, “Caution: Products of Bad Parenting Ahead.”

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 3 years ago

    now you know, Pig, how a piñata feels

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    Concretionist  over 3 years ago

    There’s SO much ambiguity out there. “Would you like to come over for dinner?” “The koala eats shoots and leaves.” …

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    Imagine  over 3 years ago

    I prefer the “Slow Children” signs.

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    Stocky One  over 3 years ago
    The one that always makes me laugh is, “Slow children playing.”
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    nosirrom  over 3 years ago

    I still think that “Blind Driveways” should get seeing eye sidewalks.

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    unfair.de  over 3 years ago

    Seems Baseball is no game for me – too much violence.

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    Cornelius Noodleman  over 3 years ago

    That’s me on the left.

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    rshive  over 3 years ago

    I have yet to see a “Pig Crossing” sign.

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    iggyman  over 3 years ago

    “Watch Children” sign, if you sit and watch the children they might think you are weird!

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    iggyman  over 3 years ago

    Bad neighborhood, Pig!

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    Doug K  over 3 years ago

    There should be another sign as you get closer:

    It should go from “Children Watch” to “Children Warning”

    Maybe also use flashing lights: from Yellow to Red.

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    A Common 'tator  over 3 years ago

    Sponsored by Durex™ “STOP CHILDREN”

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    juicebruce  over 3 years ago

    Pig be glad you were not the main star of a Bar – B – Q !

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    Looneytunes65  over 3 years ago

    Rough neighborhood. One of them has rats bat.

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    Geophyzz  over 3 years ago

    Especially in corn fields – https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087050/

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    Goat from PBS  over 3 years ago

    Technically it did.

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    Gent  over 3 years ago

    Future rioters in the making?

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    hariseldon59  over 3 years ago

    Pig should have been suspicious that the sign was apparently posted in the middle of a field rather than next to a roadway.

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    gopher gofer  over 3 years ago

    we see 飛び出し注意 (watch out for kids rushing out) signs all the time…

    http://kodomo-anzen.net/shurui_all.html

    …and i just think, are they telling us to slow down and aim carefully…?

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    Poor PIG! Whodathunk ?

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  over 3 years ago

    They may have bacon in mind.

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    Jeffin Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Now Pig has no watch and lots of bruises.

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    e.groves  over 3 years ago

    “Speed controlled by radar”.

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 3 years ago

    “Father Christmas, give us the money…”

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    artegal  over 3 years ago

    He’s lucky he’s not crucified in a corn field.

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    Croc Holliday  over 3 years ago

    Think “Children of the Corn” or “Village of the Damned.”

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    Ellis97  over 3 years ago

    Children can be so cruel.

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    Flapjack omelette   over 3 years ago

    THE CHILDREN ARE UPRISING! THE ONLY WAY WE CAN STOP THE REBELLION IS FREE COOKIES FOR ALL!

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    [Unnamed Reader - 5d506f]  over 3 years ago

    or “Survey Party Ahead”…..I’m always up for a good party

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    diskus Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Should read “watch for humans”. What has happened to us?

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 3 years ago

    It’s time for the bears mentioned in 2 Kings 2:24 to make a return appearance!

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    old_geek  over 3 years ago

    I always follow the directions on the pain medication bottle. “Take 2 tablets” “Keep away from children”.

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    TampaFanatic1  over 3 years ago

    Looks like it should be a scene out of “A Clockwork Orange”.

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    LaughterIsJoyMuliplied  over 3 years ago

    “A sign of the times.”

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    CaveCat87  over 3 years ago

    It took me a few minutes to get the joke; when they have a sign that says “Caution Watch for Children”, it means to watch out for children if they’re crossing the street, but here, it means to watch out for children because they might show up and beat you up when you least expect it.

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    NoSleepTil_BKLYN  over 3 years ago

    Are those the kids from, “Logan’s Run”?

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    zeexenon  over 3 years ago

    Still nasty as when I was a kid?

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    PO' DAWG  over 3 years ago

    Most carjackers in Chicago are of that tender age.

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    KEA  over 3 years ago

    There was one on the way to my elementary school that said SLOW – Children – Walking (in a diamond). I always wanted to add one that said FAST – Children – Ride.

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    Thinkingblade  over 3 years ago

    This seems like something out of a demented Oliver Twist …

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    dcebinger  over 3 years ago

    Watch for children. Sounds like a fair trade.

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    markandellie  over 3 years ago

    Hey! Pig’s lost a lot of weight! Did he cut down on the donuts, cheese, or both?

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    Natarose  over 3 years ago

    Monsters!

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    Daeder  over 3 years ago

    The other sign said the children were ‘slow’, but they seemed pretty fast to me!

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    SlothieBoi  over 3 years ago

    R those children ok on the head?

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    WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Must be some of those peaceful protestors in Minneapolis…

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    Sisyphos  over 3 years ago

    Children are best seen and not heard. —Seen on the platter, well roasted and with an apple in the mouth, attended by a generous spouted bowl of gravy….

    Dangerous kid-gangs like this roam the streets of almost any large town or city….

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