Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 19, 2021

Chock Full O’Sucks is that heavenly coffee / Coffee more wrathful / God’s money can’t buy!

From the size of those pots, God should drink less coffee, or at the very least switch to decaf. Too bad that one unwrathful looking flying angel had to go and ruin things for everybody.

I guess he had the last cup of " Forgiving Blend ". I wish God would take it out on whoever had the last cup rather than on us

Should i be worried that this implies that God goes to sleep like the rest of us?

Heck, just make some more. How long could it take in heaven?

God’s coffee must be something … unworldly!

He needs to switch to de-wrath.

Does HE use cream and sugar?

“I came here to kick butt and drink ‘forgiving blend’…and I’m all out of ‘forgiving blend’…”

Go smite someone

Thus defines the Old testament and the New testament!

“Seek the LORD while He may be found; call to Him while He is near. ..” or before the decaf runs out. Isaiah 55:6

Sorry , but I liked yesterdays much better .

Hey! Momma said there’d be days like this. . .there’d be days like this, my momma said. . .and, anyway, YOU started it. . .

God created the forgiving blend with the OUT sign already attached. Did you know that if your children disrespect you, you’re not supposed to forgive them? You’re supposed to kill them. Exodus 21:17.

Years ago our pastor was asking young kids during his children’s sermon, “When does God sleep?” A wise guy in our choir whispered, “During the sermon.” Good thing we were in the back of the church because many of us couldn’t keep a straight face the rest of the service.

Bible in brief: “Deity angry. Something gotta die.”

Black Rifle Coffee doesn’t make a “Forgiving” blend

When all else fails, blame the coffee.

Quick!! Tell I.T. to hide the “SMITE!” button on his keyboard!

Seems like an awful lot of the cartoonists are trying to define God recently.

The origin of COVID-19?

Quick, call the New Testament Coffee Company and have them make a delivery.

I promise I won’t opinionate about what I believe or feel about the 13CO-rich atmosphere of a young accreting super-Jupiter (about which I know nothing) if you don’t share what you “know” about the existence or non-existence of divinity, the relation of the Old and New Testaments or what happens to people after they die – so that we can just laugh at the comic – Deal?

Someone needs to get that Forgiving Blend brewing fast!

Get together with your son and drink some blood.

My feed currently shows that In.amongst has 42 replies. 42! How appropriate!

Gee…I always figured the big-guy for an espresso drinker.

I can just see him sipping on a little cup while looking over all of creation. I mean that’s what gets my day started….

Thank God the Earth is flat, like that She can have a rest during the flip side.

At least there’s no “Smite” urn!

How did the guy who never makes a fresh pot after taking the Last Cup ever make it into Heaven?

Old Testament brew or New Testament brew…

So that explains the current 7 years of misery. Too bad it isn’t time limited.

I wouldn’t worry too much, God gave up on this planet a long time ago.

It’s not really Heaven if they run out of coffee.

Hello darkness, my old friend…

Heaven’s Wrath Blend. Notable for its subtle notes of fire and brimstone.

For someone omnipotent, you’d think they would have known that before walking (floating?) up to the dispensers. Oh well.

Does the head Honcho eat at the Holy Grill?

JEHOVAH knows all so there is no free will it is all pre-known future. While quantum mechanics doesn’t exist except for humans who are fooled by the Great Architect…

It is funny when athletes or lottery winners “thank God” for helping them win but you don’t hear people asking why God forsakes them for getting Covid-19. Whether you are a believer or not, we the people have to create our miracles—get your damn shots and level the playing field for everyone else…..

So the Christian God is not a morning person, just like my former boss, heh heh.