B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for July 23, 2021

Sometimes you don’t know how good you have it until …

John looks like he doesn’t feel the same.

He doesn’t quite appreciate Dookie Bird in the same way (yet).

Maybe the words will eventually help to make the “load” seem lighter.

Don’t think John feels the same way.

John “Wish I had an anti-bird spiny fin type thing”…

That poor whatever-asaurus must get tired of hearing the complaining.

Good to see John and Dookey-bird again. Rare these days.

Dookey-bird as opposed to Doofey-bird!

Got onto dinosaurs last week. . .did you know that there is a dinosaur named for the imaginary shabby-looking birds in the poem “Jabberwocky”? It’s borogovia . . . doncha just LUV useless but interesting facts?!? My next favorite name is “micropachycephalosaurus”—tiny thick-headed lizard. . .

Smooth move?

Then stop waxing my shell with your but.

Hard shell is now a soft sell.

His Uber Driver has a Mohawk…

Be grateful for your transport!

You don’t even want to know about cousin Vinny who was promised by a T-Rex that if he’d clean his back teeth, the Dino wouldn’t bite down…

Wonder if stamp this was the inspiration: https://colnect.com/en/stamps/stamp/479908-Black_Crowned_Crane_Balearica_pavonina_Turtle_Testudinid-Wildlife_protection-Mali

John’s bird, whose name I forgot, is a dookie(sp?) bird. What kind of bird does the spinosaurus have?

Some people just make poor choices.

Some rides are better than others, it seems.

That’s what I tell my wife when she complains about our annoying neighbors. “Be careful what you wish for – it can always be worse!”

Another pseudo prehistoric creature that isn’t a dinosaur nor was it green.

lol