Herman by Jim Unger for July 20, 2021

In the short run, it’s a lot of work. If your wife agrees, you won’t have any more children and you’ll be done with child raising before some of your friends.

I hope he has a good job.

It means you’ll never get any sleep!

That wasn’t part of the plan.

Also, explain when and how I should decide which one to take home with us.

One would be bad enough, but three?

This one is especially funny today, as our granddaughter is due to deliver a baby girl – only one we are told – today.

This has gotta be an oldie. Nowadays, everyone knows the number, gender, physical condition, and probably the IQ of offspring in the landing pattern. Ultrasound ‘progress’ pics are posted on the frig and online, and names are set in the first week of pregnancy. Kid never has a chance.

Wait until you see the forms you have to fill our - in triplicate.

triplets? it means twins with a bonus

… and who’s the father?"

I mean get your butt out of here and buy a bunch more diapers.

He was last seen on a Harley heading West.

Ya know, three little noisy, messy, sub-humans?

Do we get a quantity discount?

I’m not angry; just jonesing for a strong drink.

Just pray they’re not three girls!

Three, it means three!!!!!

“Your wife’s a good producer.”

Oh, you will find out soon. Don’t make me spoil the surprise…..

Can he return two?

Time to schedule that vasectomy.

What? Is it some kind of foreign language?

For starters, it means you have to go out and buy a couple more cribs.

“ Where are the other two fathers?”

It’s like double plus one.