Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 24, 2021

How about only marrying once, with eight addendums.

(yes, I know the plural of addendum is addenda, but if I posted that I’d never hear the end of it…)

True love!

Cute idea!

She’ll probably throw the rings out and try to fit herself in the box.

That’s some commitment to commitment.

Serious commitment!

He’s got one for each lifetime. How romantic….

“This is my first life. You will be my first wife.”

“You are first to choose. If you say ‘yes’, I cannot lose.”

Do you want to choose a ring? Or would you like a ball of string?

Whatever happened to ‘til death do us part?’ I know people who consider that a loophole and part of their happiness involves knowing they’ll at least be free in the afterlife.

Engagement rings for cats?

The real question is how many of the pre-nups will she sign?

Now we knows why cats don’t usually marries. It can gets very expensive.

Til deaths do us part

Makes sense – I thought he was just presenting a finicky cat with options

Awww! How thoughtful! One for each life! Puuuurfect!

Looks like he didn’t cat corners, imagine if they were mood rings.

He’s a busy tom. I see this as the first stop of a romantic day.

One of the sweetest you have drawn. BRAVO!

Love, honor, and share treats (including mice) until thy ninth life expire…

Tom Cat: Tabby darling…will you be mine for all my 9 lives?Tabby: Ohhh Tom! PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!

Will this mean 9 pre-nups?

I find this pretty wholesome.

Looks like she won’t say “Nein, mine hairball!” :>)

One for every nine lives !!!

I want to be a cat.

Subtle, but clever.

Oh, come on! Cats only make minimum wage! I think that is one real ring and eight fakes. She might want to think about this……

Now that’s commitment!