Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for July 19, 2021

Remember the “want a match” jokes? “My good looks and your intelligence” for instance. (PS: I’ve never considered myself to be more than average in the looks department)

Not the first to get burnt by an old flame.

I’ve seen that candle before. I think it was on Wickipedia…

Remember, matches don’t start fires, people do. /s

Wax on. Pissed off.

But I DO like your new Doo!

A hot romance that …….“tapered” off??

(Crossword nut here….)

Some relationships just leave everyone burned up.

All this self-destructive behavior.

Yankee Candle . Com

Sheesh! Don’t get so bent out of shape…

Hey man, you don’t have to have a meltdown!

Did they meet on Kindle?

He was so striking, she just melted. That’s the last time she goes to match dot com.

The match says that someone struck him and he lit into the candle. He acknowledges he is a hothead but didn’t start it.

They need a vacation – they’re suffering from work burnout.

“Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match…”

Don’t worry, match… he can’t hold a candle to you.

Poor match he paid the price to dip his wick.

Did the candle burn twice or bright or half as long?