Last Kiss by John Lustig for July 16, 2021

He’s taking the long route.

Sorry, but with all of the reports recently about female athletes being sexually assaulted by doctors they trusted, there is nothing remotely funny about this.

“I need to be thorough.”

I am a gynecologist, but this is my lunch hour.

“I need the stirrups for all the horsin’ around.”

I hate the stirrups.

He’s an OB-GYN-ENT doctor. Other acronyms, too, but S&M isn’t accepted by most in healthcare.

She looks like she could kick the s..t out of him, he looks like he needs it!

Is this how Iggy Pop got those lyrics for Lust for Life?

Priceless.

Ohh, I thought you said “a rear inspection”.

I think I left the stove on….byeeeeee

She’s got Betty Davis Eyes…

“Well, we’re looking for the source.”

I get the joke, but this sort of thing has happened to women. It’s harder to be funny these days.

Or she could say “But I didn’t know I needed a prostate exam?!”

Looks the three original artists add up to one Milton Caniff. Sure looks like his style.

“You’ve heard that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach? Well…”

I start at the bottom and work my way up!

He’s got a mechanical bull in his office, so yeah, go for it.

Say, “Ah…”

Lee Elias, best known to me as the artist on Ultra the Multi-Alien. (And I guess Alex Toth would have been best known to me for his work on another Elias character, Eclipso, if he had been known to me at all in those days.)

Infections have a way of spreading ma’am. Just being proactive

Wow, all these artists look like Johnny Craig’s stuff from the 50s.

Sure, an ear infection can travel a long way.

modern medicine has made some amazing advances in technique…

The doctor is really old school. Check for female hysteria and treat that illness. That should clear everything else up.

That is where the ear is located on the last planet he was on …

Good grief honey, not to worry. It’s Shepherd Smith.

Just hang your skirt next to my pants.

“Wait till you see how I check your tonsils”…