Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for July 26, 2021

A bent hog? That’s the best the paleontologists can come up with?

And here I always let the sun was the brightest star.

A brain the size of a hot dog, yet they survived for millions of years.

Didn’t the stegosaurus have another brain in the tail?

That hotdog looks just terrible.

That looks like no hotdog I’ve ever eaten, or seen.

Love in a bottle, heart in a casket. Sounds like a song lyric.

When function is limited to survival and reproduction, what else is there for a brain to do?

Questions: will Earth or its population still be here to see the glow of Sirius? Will space travel have taken people to see it close up? So many questions, so little time.

Old Far Side cartoon. Two brontosaurs (yeah I know they’ve changed the name) browsing on vegetation. One calls to the other, Edna over here. Peas the size of your brain.

Generations of American kids were taught that Stegosauruses had brains the size of a walnut. I demand a refund.

Bent hot dog? What the FFFF is a bent hot dog? :D How about “it’s the size and shape of a badly mangled Studebaker 46 oil filter that has been in a car ran over by a train going West.” I know… it may not do much in terms of accuracy but it’s a lot more fun :P

He was a serious mayor, with a lot of heart, and LOVED a good hot dog.

Take care, may avoided oarsman Liam “Bathing Is For Sissies” Shauhonnosord be with you, and gesundheit.

After 210,000 years, what will be the brightest star after Sirius?

Hmmmm….and the rest of the stegosaurus is so normal looking! ;o]

Here’s my story for you Steve and anyone else who wants to read it! An elderly lady is on a much deserved Caribbean cruise on the deck by the rail where it is very windy! So windy in fact that she has to hold her hat on with both hands! A gentleman approaches her and says “I hope you don’t find me too forward but, did you know that your skirt is blowing up so high that your body i s exposed! Since you have no underwear on, everything is in clear view for me to see!” She says " everything you see down there is 85 y/o and I just bought this expensive hat yesterday!Priorities,priorities! I gonna leave you now! ;o}

Was/Is Sirius the Christmas star that led the wise men to Bethlehem?

Was there a stake through the mayor’s heart?

The mayor of Ververs lost the re-election; he was disheartened.

How are we going to fact check that information about Sirius? Check back in 210,000 years?

“Well, l would venture instead

that the humanoid head

Is where the tinier brain resides."

— Mark Graham

Well. That’s a fine image to think of next time you eat a hot dog…

Was it still beating, louder and louder?

Sounds like Trump.

Why worry about being smart, when he can take out everyone with his tail?

Where is it written, 90,000 years ago, that the star has been the brightest?