Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 05, 2021

I’ll charge him with harassment if he sends me one of those pics.

There’s a rumor that Rat is the one that snuck into the Watergate office.

Why not play it safe, Rat, and send pictures of pussycats?

Rat and Nixon: two faces one breed (yes, breed and not race).

Oddly enough, I was part of a big Nixon comment discussion in “Ballard Street,” yesterday.

I think the Comic Strip Censor wouldn’t even want Vice-President Cheney nor actor Van Dyke to be uttered like that.

We once lived a mile or two from a butcher shop whose sign made the claim that…

.    YOU CAN’T BEAT OUR MEAT

Yes. Right out there in front of the kids, the loggers, the housewives, even the cops. We mostly just chuckled…

Nixon selected the wrong liquid for his gate.

As I said at the time, and it remains true even to this day with some others, “Dick Dick Nixon before Dick Nixon dicks you!”

Does he have any Johnson pictures?

My mother felt sorry for Nixon…

And don’t send any Johnson pics, either.

As long as it’s tricky, who’s to judge?

Rat just wants to make things perfectly clear.

Nice touch, the stool.

I wonder when that term became a slang term for the male organ. I guess find out when the last person was named Dick. That was actually my father’s first name, but he was born in the late 1920s.

I don’t envy the man. Basically his job is to censor people’s imagination.

anti-nixxers?

Nixin’ Nixon won’t help. The elephant in the room gets bigger and bigger the more you’re trying to avoid it.

From what I’ve heard, Comics Kingdom censors you unless you call Dick Tracy “Richard Tracy”.

Tricky Dicky back in the news! (Sort of)

Rat send pictures of Larry Croc instead ;-)

I’ve posted plenty --Pics of Mr. van Dyke, Mr. Cheney and of course of Mr. Nixon on Twitter.

Missed the comic strip censor. With him, those strip make me laugh more.

How difficult would it be to kick that stool out from under the CSC?

Somehow he got “nut sack” past the censors, if I recall correctly.

Now THAT’s funny!

The difficulties of arthaus put creators through the mill.

You might say a

Millhous

Men! Most women don’t want your Dick pics, Nixon or otherwise!

that censor is such a richard…

Rat should be grateful the censor blocked a Pastis pun.

i remember a time ( in a far away galaxy..) when a friend of mine said: “watched a movie last night?” And i replied: “yes, Josie and the Pussycats!” he looked at me very akward, i did not had the guts to tell him they had “Long tails and and ears for hats” or " Come on and watch the good guys win,Josie and the Pussycats, (yeah)"

I remember our unofficial re-election slogan for King Richard the Nix from back when I was in High School… “Don’t change Dicks in the middle of a screw, vote for Nixon in’ 72!”

Always classy…

I watch tv with the CC on and one of the stations censors some of the words. Cocktail is xxxxtail, xxxx is for anyone named Dick.

Meh, It’s not about being prudish or anything, but Mr. Pastis, you’re more clever than this. This would have been mildly funny at one time, but I finished the 7th Grade.

So he’s sending Dick pics.

He could have gone to the store for a can of Rooster of the Walk peas

Be nice or I will show you my Lyndon Johnson.

This all reminds me of a rather tall fellow I used to know who would introduce himself to women at parties with “Hi. My name is Big Dick!” It worked rather well for him, too. Now, in the age of #MeToo, it wouldn’t be so advisable…

I know of another tricky dick…

lol, etc…

I HOPE PAIGE BRADDOCK KICKS YOUR ASS

Remember a joke from the 5th grade (1962) Tom’s Dick Harry.

I have never heard him called that. Does anyone call him that?

Let us not forget our elementary readers and Dick and Jane.

A lot of people were…..

I love this character.

Also, Why does it not surprise me that Rat’s favourite president is Nixon?

To be fair, most people are anti-Nixon…

I fear we will all be sent to a penile institution.

I’m sorry, but I must be one of the few people here who doesn’t like the Comic Strip Censor.

I am not a crook! The new backing of our dollar, might makes right.

Nix on Nixon

Willy, Dick and Peter members of FFA have to be careful not to prick their fingers when they put the peck of corn in the wood shaft for the chickens and cocks

Nixon was loads better than Trump.

Memphis Minnie recorded a tune called “Everybody Wants to Buy My Kitty.” Apparently it was a highly skilled mouser, a one cat exterminator company.

Reminds me of a t-shirt that I saw when I was younger, but my mom wouldn’t let me have it: “See Dick drink. See Dick drive. See Dick die. Don’t be a Dick.”

I’ll bet that censor has seen a cockatoo

What do you mean, pig? Everyone should be anti-Nixon!

Which explains why traitors like Roger Stone idolize that Dick.

Don’t worry folks, you can get “Dick’s Picks” from the Grateful Dead website

Nixon would be to Liberal for todays Republican Party, he tried to do Medicare for all. The only thing he has in common would be an enemies list

Censorship is a thankless job. A clever person can find a way around it. Now that I think of it, that would make a cool name for a boat: Censor Ship.

Restrictive but still Rich

“Nobody expects Comic Strip Censor Guy!” —Least of all, Pig, whose language is rarely if ever so “colorful”….

To be safe, I only send duck pics. Everyone likes those.