Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for August 04, 2021

Let’s see…don’t they often gut the house to start with??

I could see women flipping off Cliff.

Ya kinda waddled right into that one, Cliff.

A real fixer upper!

She might be able to roll him, with a sufficient incline, but actually getting him airborne?

This one made me laugh out loud!

Great response Pam!!!!

I watched a “home extreme makeover” show once. They looked the house over and decided to knock it down and start over. I thought, “do they ever do that with the people ‘extreme makeover’ shows? ‘This woman is so horrible, let’s just shoot her and bring in someone salvageable.’”

Throw him off himself.

Flipper indeed was a boy dolphin, but that was over 50 years ago. How long do man dolphins live?

I think in Cliff’s case, literally flipping him.

Failure to Launch?

Raze it and salt the ground…

I think Pam would rather flip Cliff over on his backside

Flip you? I don’t think she can even pick you UP, Cliff!

That probably just means she turns them over when they’re nice and crispy on one side… ↩️

I’m kinda with Pam on this one…

Trying to change men? Probably the least successful reality show ever!

Colleges once were designed for “man flipping”, to make men (and women) more desirable as partners, in work or marriage. I would have replied to Cliff, “Jesus can do that. Let’s pray…” Then I would have invited him to Mass. No, not funny, but redeemingly beautiful.

Sweet November, the older version with Sandy Dennis as star, was about just that. A woman took in a different man every month to show him how to be a better mate. Course, there were complications… hence the title.

Cliff’s foundation is crumbling and he’s got a lot of dry-rot.

Cliff needs to be “Tented” for vermin before anything else can even be considered.

His “Bones” are probably suffering from Dry Rot, though, so most of his value lies in the Recycling possibilities.

What does Dr. Mel pay for slightly used Spleens?