B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for August 02, 2021

So, Grog was an ancestor of cousin Itt?

“I wanted to get my clam’s worth.”

Does he charge for haircuts by the pound?

Hmmm… kinda what I looked like for part of the last year.

Time to get out the industrial strength shears.

Gonna need a bigger comb. And bigger scissors. And someplace to release all the animals.

Someone needs to invent the lawnmower.

Should his hair really be cut at this point? It seems to have become the habitat for at least a couple of other organisms. What consequences will the disruption of this ecosystem have? Are there any endangered species here?

Dig out the hedge trimmer…..

“Just a trim.”

Gimme a head with hair, long, beautiful…well, long anyway.

Isn’t this a repeat? (I know it says 8-2-21.)

“Cancel all my other appointments for the rest of the day…I’m going to be really busy with this one!”

LUV the hair ornaments!!!!!

You’re gonna need a finer-toothed comb!

Didn’t Grog just have a haircut last week, or so?

Stay right there….I’ll just cut it off below the head…you’re not bringing all that debris in my shop…

It’s been a long isolation for all of us. His isolation is just really, really long.

He always was a bit of a hippy.

Fire up the John Deere for this one!

Yep what a lot of people looked like after the continuing pandemic.

How fast does grogs Hair grow?!

Just a shampoo and rinse please.

When comb-overs get out of control.

roughly the same gag as 7-22

At least his roots match.

It’s going to need good raking out first.

I think I went to college with that guy…

Thankfully, the man bun hadn’t become fashionable then. Whenever I see one of those being sported, I want to grab the hedge clippers and lop it off.

My daughter’s haircut in December was a bit like this. Between a chronic migraine and never leaving the house, brushing it out properly had fallen by the wayside. It was cut once, the stylist washed it and combed out the mats, then finished cutting. She deserved a big tip.

I once knew a man who was weird

He said it was just as I feared

he told me “My Words”

and all kinds of birds

have all made their nests in my beard.

I went with a #2 buzz cut during the pandemic, so far it’s worked out just fine.

COVID-hair

By an odd coincidence, I flipped right to here from Beetle Bailey on another site, which also has a barbering theme.

Get out the hedge trimmers.

Hair, hair, hair, hairGrow it, show itLong as I can grow itMy hairI let it fly in the breezeAnd get caught in the treesGive a home for the fleas in my hairA home for fleasA hive for the buzzin beesA nest for birdsThere ain’t no wordsFor the beauty, the splendor, the wonderOf my…Hair, hair, hair, hair,Grow it, show itLong as I can grow itMy hair

Looks like my hair and I DON’T see a haircut coming anytime in the near future.

I haven’t had my hair cut since Jan 2020. I might look like this soon. XD