Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 04, 2021

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    B UTTONS  over 3 years ago

    Sorry, your client’s peer are either serving time in prison or terms in the legislature.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 3 years ago

    “You can’t try me!! I HAVE no peers.”

    “By golly, he’s right. Release him Floyd.”

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    stillfickled Premium Member over 3 years ago

    One trial I was selected for was a Dr. being charged with malpractice. I thought juries were selected to be “peers” of the accused. So why was a nurse excused?

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    The Reader Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I’ve always wondered about that.

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    dcdete.  over 3 years ago

    What a great idea. If you happened to be accused of say bank robber, then you would want 12 ex bank robbers on the jury. I would think they’d be more sympathetic towards you than a bunch of prim and proper Karens.

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    Chris  over 3 years ago

    this doesn’t sound good for him.

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    gammaguy  over 3 years ago

    I would think that for “a jury of your peers” in criminal trials, the jury should be composed mostly of lawyers, with the occasional politician and judge.

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    jagedlo  over 3 years ago

    “This could take a while…I call a recess!”

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Sure, why not. Lets get them all in one place for a while and give the cops a holiday.

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr.  over 3 years ago

    Isn’t the King the judge in ID?

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    OddGobb  over 3 years ago

    Andy Capp might be out or in the canal

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    Cincoflex  over 3 years ago

    More like the Brodrick Crawford substitute

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    Lol! Good one!

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    Goat from PBS  over 3 years ago

    Should’ve worded that more carefully.

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    hagarthehorrible  over 3 years ago

    The judiciary is not expected to be this sympathetic in the town of the fink.

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    GravyGraves1  over 3 years ago

    huckster,huckster,shister and finagle

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