Rubes by Leigh Rubin for August 07, 2021

He must be the policeman in the bunch.

Okay, I think I get it now. He’s the one with arms long enough to hold the glass up to his mouth. The others consider it a deformity.

I’d say he was going to out-evolve the other 2, but we know they’re all going to end up as chickens.

“Arm-shaming” is NOT cool

Yes, you are different. Enjoy and raise a glass!

Those less evolved, they always thinks they is smarter and better than the more evolved doesn’t they.

The others’ mothers took thalidomide while pregnant.

The two on the right reminded me of the Thalidomide babies of the mid-20th century. Over 10,000 born with severe deformities due to the drug their mothers used while pregnant.

Maybe he should get an anchor tattooed on his biceps.

For the two on the right, watching porn would be an exercise in futility.

They are green with envy. He is already green.

That meteor’s going to hit any day now, and then arm length will be the least of their worries.

Ha ha; I agree. Oh dang it! I’ve got that itch on my nose again…

“ Long arm” punches the other two in the mouth and says “ Say that again, and I’ll smack you again. What are you gonna do about it?”

So long as the drinks aren’t short.

At least he won’t get the “T-Rex arms” joke anymore…and a lot more easily grabbed prey

That poor guy, thinking about the one speaking, “It sucks to be you.”

Yeah well he’ll still be drinking when they outlaw straws.

The ‘toon reminds me of this joke… Why is Coors yellow? So it doesn’t have to stop and change color on the way through.

he’s probably also forewarned…