Herman by Jim Unger for August 16, 2021

Because I have to pay for it.

Hospitals are full of sick people.

It like the one down the street from my house that will let you die I

Providing door-to-door healthcare service.

If you don’t like his bedside manner, he’ll see you to the door.

“Oops, I see you brought ‘your own’.”

Maybe he’s just a teeny bit phobic about hospitals.

We’re gonna need that door….security?

I rode an ambulance once. I was 12 and looked to be 5. I was crossing a crosswalk and a VW bug was coming. I could see it was going to hit me, so I jumped up so I wouldn’t go under it. Next thing I knew, I was laying there and a man had his hand on me saying, “just lay still.” The ambulance guys came and tied me to their little board and took me to the hospital, where they cut everything I was wearing off me. Even my shoes. “C’mon, I’m little. If I go like this my shoes fall off.” After much prodding and x-raying and poking, Mom came with a pair of pants and I walked out of the hospital with no shoes or shirt or undies…

If he is strong enough to tear a car door off its hinges, my advice for you doc is to send him home right away.

probably can’t afford the ambulance much less the hospital

The door’s for his lawyer.

Bruce Banner – now that you’ve calmed down, please let go of the ambulance door.

He’s an ambulance chaser, who finally caught one.

Man after my own heart.