I don’t believe Pig was too successful doing this before the Pandemic.
Just use some poles in the winter.
No, no, Pig—you have to do this in a bar, so you can get the lady drunk first!
OK. I’ll touch mine, you touch yours. Extra credit if you can lick your own nose.
I ate a pig snoot sandwich once.
no, Pig
Nice and DRY.
I don’t think so!
In a Pig’s eye!
David Cameron will be along shortly.
File under, great pick-up lines which have a 0% success rate.
Pig no thanks we use toilet paper ;-)
Tad early to start back up, don’t you think?
Broke up with Pigita, Pig?
He just needs better marketing.
He’s a couple of weeks too late.
Even if there wasn’t a pandemic, I would keep 6 feet of distance.
I ain’t touching any tongues unless they belong to some sexy babe.
Oh go ahead.
Pig will never learn! Watch out for frogs….
Is Pig French?
Never knew Pig was French!
Swine flu incoming
tres terrible!
Pig should sign up for batchelor in paradise.
Yeah, no…….
That’s depressing.
I don’t get this. Can someone explain this one?
I get enough pig tongue in my “all meat” hot dogs, thank you.
Hard pass.
Pig better start with elbow bumps (hock bumps in pig’s case) and move slowly from there.
Best to relocate to France for that.
Careful, pig! I think pig tongues are an ethnic treat!!!
Touching tongues with random people – you could do that before the pandemic?
“Okay… (takes off shoe and holds it up)…touch THIS tongue!”
Strange, I never even considered touching tongues with a pig even before the pandemic.
Too soon, Pig, too soon!
Besides, who wants to lip-lock and tongue-touch with a porker?
Wassup
That makes Pig a very sensitive person who has long suffered under being confined to his home…or a pervert.
BE THIS GUY over 3 years ago
I don’t believe Pig was too successful doing this before the Pandemic.
ImDaRealAni over 3 years ago
Just use some poles in the winter.
BasilBruce over 3 years ago
No, no, Pig—you have to do this in a bar, so you can get the lady drunk first!
Concretionist over 3 years ago
OK. I’ll touch mine, you touch yours. Extra credit if you can lick your own nose.
Cornelius Noodleman over 3 years ago
I ate a pig snoot sandwich once.
Templo S.U.D. over 3 years ago
no, Pig
wiatr over 3 years ago
Nice and DRY.
iggyman over 3 years ago
I don’t think so!
Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 3 years ago
In a Pig’s eye!
Algolei I over 3 years ago
David Cameron will be along shortly.
Spoonbone over 3 years ago
File under, great pick-up lines which have a 0% success rate.
juicebruce over 3 years ago
Pig no thanks we use toilet paper ;-)
cdward over 3 years ago
Tad early to start back up, don’t you think?
me_the_polish_gull over 3 years ago
Broke up with Pigita, Pig?
Chithing Premium Member over 3 years ago
He just needs better marketing.
RitaGB over 3 years ago
He’s a couple of weeks too late.
Goat from PBS over 3 years ago
Even if there wasn’t a pandemic, I would keep 6 feet of distance.
Ellis97 over 3 years ago
I ain’t touching any tongues unless they belong to some sexy babe.
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 3 years ago
Oh go ahead.
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
Pig will never learn! Watch out for frogs….
Jeffin Premium Member over 3 years ago
Is Pig French?
iggyman over 3 years ago
Never knew Pig was French!
The Sinistral Bassist Premium Member over 3 years ago
Swine flu incoming
angtigre over 3 years ago
tres terrible!
timinwsac Premium Member over 3 years ago
Pig should sign up for batchelor in paradise.
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Yeah, no…….
pcmcdonald over 3 years ago
That’s depressing.
CaveCat87 over 3 years ago
I don’t get this. Can someone explain this one?
christelisbetty over 3 years ago
I get enough pig tongue in my “all meat” hot dogs, thank you.
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
Hard pass.
Buckeye67 over 3 years ago
Pig better start with elbow bumps (hock bumps in pig’s case) and move slowly from there.
zeexenon over 3 years ago
Best to relocate to France for that.
dlaemmerhirt999 over 3 years ago
Careful, pig! I think pig tongues are an ethnic treat!!!
Thinkingblade over 3 years ago
Touching tongues with random people – you could do that before the pandemic?
JPuzzleWhiz over 3 years ago
“Okay… (takes off shoe and holds it up)…touch THIS tongue!”
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 3 years ago
Strange, I never even considered touching tongues with a pig even before the pandemic.
Sisyphos over 3 years ago
Too soon, Pig, too soon!
Besides, who wants to lip-lock and tongue-touch with a porker?
Aether [real one follower] over 3 years ago
Wassup
AndreasMartin over 3 years ago
That makes Pig a very sensitive person who has long suffered under being confined to his home…or a pervert.