Close to Home by John McPherson for September 19, 2021

Sorry Doug that doesn’t work. I know i’ve tried it.

Anyone who believes that is an idiot.

Doug has a handicap alright.

Reminds me of the times I used to fall asleep listening to Morse code learning tapes with a cassette player and an old pillow speaker.

This is doomed to failure, the ads are stronger than the lessons.

But it might cause his wife to take a mulligan.

We used to call this “learning by osmosis” – except it would involve putting a textbook (or notes) under your pillow.

Technically, “learning by diffusion” would be more accurate: Information/knowledge would go from an area of high concentration (in the book) to an area of low concentration (inside one’s head).

Careful playing on the lamp cord Bleeb ole buddy.

Doug is an imbecile.

If Doug cannot here his wife and gets a better sleep, then his game could be better. Sound scientific to me.

Bleeb certainly has observed a great deal of bizarre behavior while on the run from Dalcon.

Now, if you said it would cure COVID some people would believe it.

I taped issues of Playboy around my head. Guess what I learned ?

ᴠ = the speed of sound in the medium, ᴜᴏ = the speed of the observer ᴡʀᴛ the medium, considered positive when it moves toward the source and negative when it moves away from the source, and the speed of the source is…

… CRAP! I taped the wrong book to my head!

Hey, that looks like a good idea. I will try that with my “How to win friends and influence people” book.

The only lessons I learned through osmosis was don’t wake up dad from his nap, transmitted via his hand to my glutes.

I slept with study books on my head and you need bourbon to speed the absorption,

He could always sit on them and learn by a$$mosis

Who’s idiotic idea was that? Burl Penny???

Bleeb is happy he’s evaded Dalcon, who is clearly irate over Bleeb’s escape.

I don’t know if Bleeb is jumping for joy or having a good laugh at Doug.

I still believe the one with hair is female,

I only wish that worked. However, I’ve heard of people playing classical music to their unborn baby to teach them music! I think that was the case with Dino, who sat down at the piano and started playing at the age of three! He was amazing!

I wish that worked! However, I’ve heard of people playing music to their unborn child…see Dino Kartsonakis story!

2 words: Encyclopedia Britannica.

I’m sure his friends are having a good laugh over this one.

Watch somebody try this with a Kindle. Hi Little Alien Dude!!!!!!!!!! You sure look happy today. Have you got killer dust bunnies under the bed waiting for Dalcon??? Have a good one Bleeb!!!!!!!!! :)

It must be true, he read it on The Internet.

I see two critters hiding in the toon.

Perhaps I should try this with a cooking magazine

I doubt it.

unfortunately, i drool when i sleep and now have a tattoo of bryson dechambeau on my cheek….such as the ones from cracker jack….