Garfield by Jim Davis for October 20, 2021

Translation: Nothing!

Something tells me that Odie wasn’t the one to go to for this question!

Throw an army boot at the dog, like they do to Garfield on the fence at night.

NEVER ask that question ever again.

Now i don’t know who is barking mad – the question or the answer?

Seems about right.

Dang it, Jim! The letter said for no barking! You could have let Odie constantly go “arf arf” instead.

Answer…. Don’t ask it any questions……

I am not surprised.

The irony

There is one guaranteed way but I don’t think many people would use it.

it miss a bark to be translatable

My brother has a titanium knee, not an iron one.

Too much barks…

Hey, Garfield, kick Odie out of the comic. That will shush him.

Give them a doggie treat

Right, Odie, there is no way.

Allow me to translate: “Well, there are several ways. The first and most effective is with food. We dogs love chowing down on almost anything and it is nearly impossible to bark with a mouthful of food. On a similar trend, chew toys are also highly effective. Examples include: tennis balls, rubber bones, and stuffed animals. Try to keep the neighborhood cat away, as cats are a huge trigger for us dogs. There are many other solutions…”

You can rest assured Odie seldom bites.

basically “don’t ask or mention it”

Dogs don´t have bark, they have hair.

Dogsplaining.

You know what they say, ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer.

Pray for laryngitis…

Someone’s pretty chatty…

Teach the dog to meow.

My adoptive mother was kind of like that.

obviously there isn’t one

Hahahahaha!

He’s barking up the wrong tree.

seriously odie

Try squirting them with a water pistol when they bark. Doesn’t hurt, and they get the message!

why odie why

Feed.

A canine version of my wife…

Don’t engage with the dog. Leave the area quickly.

Well I guess Odie’s bark is worse than his bite.

I notice that the big dog on a chain can articulate verbal thoughts, but Odie can’t.

Translation: “Screw you, stupid cat! No one tells me to shut up! I will now punish you by barking like crazy. Bark bark bark…”