Close to Home by John McPherson for September 11, 2021

The smell from that rotting fish even sent Bleeb into hiding.

Ewww.

Where’s Bleeb?

His cousin is a genius!

He really should learn to spell his anadromous fish, though.

where is Bleeb?

“Sammon”… not to be confused with “gammon” or “Mammon”.

… or … “Just Eat It.”

Ummm do you always listen to your cousin?

What’s it sing?

Should encase it in ziplock bag first.

Oh really?

Your Salmon looks sick… but I think it can be Cured!

Nyuk-Nyuk-Nyuk-Nyuk!

It’s a bad spell and a worse smell.

What the heck is sammon?

Good thing he isn’t a deer hunter…

Brought to you by Sam’nElla, INC…

And febreeze. LOTS of febreeze

The flies appreciation your good work.

Are all his wrecked cars-on-blocks outside his trailer?

The flys are a nice touch .

Brains and good looks????? Somebody hold me back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

UUUURRRRPP!

If he lived here in the desert it would be fish jerky in less than a week.

A ton of money is around $3860 when measured in pennies.