Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for November 19, 2021

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    Cornelius Noodleman  about 3 years ago

    The zoo called and they need you to fill in for one of the monkeys.

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    fuzzbucket Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Sorry, but when I read this strip, swearing is all that comes to mind.

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    allen@home  about 3 years ago

    Go look up some Don Rickles videos on YouTube Aunty. You’ll get all kinds of great insults.

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    hans Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Tintin’s friend, captain Haddock comes to mind.

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    FreyjaRN Premium Member about 3 years ago

    I have a few.

    He has less than three sulci.

    He has the brains of a turnip.

    He has the brains God gave a left-handed screwdriver.

    May the ghost of Mother Mary Malone and her nine blind orphan children pursue you so far over the hills and dales that God Almighty couldn’t find you with a radio telescope.

    Also, look up Foghorn Leghorn quotes.

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    blunebottle  about 3 years ago

    “I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.” -Groucho Marx

    Churchill was once accused by Bessie Braddock of being drunk, the exchange went something along the lines of:

    Bessie: “Winston, you are drunk.“

    Winston: “My dear, you are ugly, but tomorrow I shall be sober and you will still be ugly.“

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    nosirrom  about 3 years ago

    If you hadn’t been born the world would be a better place.

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    guinevere25  about 3 years ago

    obsequious little prat

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    Otto Knowbetter  about 3 years ago

    You are cordially invited to the the theological place of eternal punishment.

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    aedra6  about 3 years ago

    Personally, I don’t have one. But I heard a woman call a man a “pinecone” recently and I want to use that one so badly.

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    gopher gofer  about 3 years ago

    it’s not your fault – you were born that way…

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    Tony Fletcher Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Being from the South, the best is “Bless your heart”.

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    jango  about 3 years ago

    You remind me of Aunty Acid.

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    John9  about 3 years ago

    “Good Job”

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    dayle2  about 3 years ago

    “Jerk” or “Were they/you dropped on their/your head at birth? Several times? Used the umbilical cord like a YOYO??”

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    dflak  about 3 years ago

    May you die and come back as a urinal.

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    DM2860  about 3 years ago

    I guess your little head does all your thinking for you.

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    HunterIsACriminal  about 3 years ago

    “Your father’s semen is nothing but pimple puss!”

    “Your mother had sex with a little furry animal, and you’re the proof!”

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    Teto85 Premium Member about 3 years ago

    “Reagan lover.”

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    pheets  about 3 years ago

    Bless your heart : )

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    Jeffin Premium Member about 3 years ago

    More of a curse but, may you live forever and continue to be just like you are.

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    arredhead  about 3 years ago

    Bless your heart!

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    ChessPirate  about 3 years ago

    Grammar correction… ☺

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    shamino  about 3 years ago

    Lots of great ones in Monty Python and the Holy Grail (but not all safe for use around children).

    https://youtu.be/M9DCAFUerzs?t=90

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    Ken Norris Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Several bricks shy of a load

    All his marbles aren’t round

    Doesn’t have two neurons that fire together

    Not the sharpest knife in the drawer

    His brain needs work

    His mother called, she said to bring home some brains. They ran out there.

    If he had a brain, he’d still be stupid…

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    amaneaux  about 3 years ago

    When I was young, my sister and I would call each other “normal” as an insult.

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    Susan Kasprowicz  about 3 years ago

    Bless your heart.

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    Texanna Premium Member about 3 years ago

    You’re Fat! (it’s the worst thing you can say to a woman)

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    Strider Keninginne Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Describe your brain? Visualize a pea rolling around in a train box car.

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    Holden Awn  about 3 years ago

    “egg sucking dog”; “shovel nosed seagoing scorpion”; “two-bit, redneck peckerwood”.

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    paranormal  about 3 years ago

    I read it as ‘non-sweating’…

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    Bill The Nuke  about 3 years ago

    Rotten snigglefrats! I make them up on the spot so that I don’t curse in front of my family.

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    cuzinron47  about 3 years ago

    After reading the comments, I’m taking notes.

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    Strider Keninginne Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Does Preparation H pay you royalties?

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    christelisbetty  about 3 years ago

    “You’re funny, but looks aren’t everything.”

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    Robert Miller Premium Member about 3 years ago

    “You’ve got a face only a mother could love”…mom replies, “You wanna bet?” or “You’ve got a face that could make a train take a dirt road”…

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    anomalous4  about 3 years ago

    Mine uses medical terminology but it’s still NSFW…

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    schaefer jim  about 3 years ago

    Fenderhead!

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    nul bit Premium Member about 3 years ago

    He can’t help it, he only has two brain cells, and one of them is questionable.

    You’re so ugly, if my dog had your face I’d shave his bum and teach him to walk backwards.

    You’re so gross you could gag a maggot.

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    MFRXIM Premium Member about 3 years ago

    You’re ugly, and your mother dresses you funny.

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    asrialfeeple  about 3 years ago

    The eyes are open, the mouth moves, but Mr. Brain has long since departed.

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    Tina Rhea Premium Member about 3 years ago

    If you put his brain on the head of a pin, it would roll around like a dried pea on a six-lane highway, bless his heart.

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    goboboyd  about 3 years ago

    OH, Ffffffff-argo! (I live there).“Poodle Poop!” ~Young Sheldon

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    chromosome Premium Member about 3 years ago

    “May the bird of paradise fly up your nose!”

    “May an elephant caress you with his toes”

    “May your wife be plagued with runners in her hose”

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    Dragoncat  about 3 years ago

    He has a photographic memory… with the lens cap superglued on.

    He’d pick a fight with a stop sign.

    This boy’s so dumb, he thinks a pig pen is something you write with (Foghorn Leghorn).

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    cha0ss Premium Member about 3 years ago

    “Bless your heart.”

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    catonmyshoulders  about 3 years ago

    Fudge, son of a monkey, dog gone it.

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    Natarose  about 3 years ago

    Few fries short of a happy meal.Few bulbs short of a Christmas tree.Bout as smart as a fence post.

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    bakana  about 3 years ago

    I’ve known a couple people who were referred to as Zip and Zero.

    (Zero was named after the Beetle Bailey character.)

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    kaylin  about 3 years ago

    Not playing with a full deck (of cards)….

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    shamino  about 3 years ago

    One from Foghorn Leghorn: “Nice girl, but about as sharp as a sack of wet mice”

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    DebUSNRet  about 3 years ago

    I know I’m fat, but you’re ugly and I can diet!

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    Dragoncat  about 3 years ago

    He’s so dumb…

    He thinks a quarterback is a refund.

    He thinks an elevator is a mobile home.

    You tell him it’s chilly outside, he’ll fetch himself a bowl.

    (“Bebe’s Kids”.)

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    Crossfire905 Premium Member about 3 years ago

    “Brain Donor.” Someone who appears to have given their brain away; i.e., no longer in possession of a functioning brain. :D

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