Whoa. Opal has REALLY SHARP TEETH! If my teeth could get a close enough grip on a hang nail, I wouldn’t have to carry a nail clipper. And my smile would probably scare little kids…
What Earl needs, as a compliment to his bag, is a ‘’Kaptain Kangaroo’’ jacket. The Kaptain Kangaroo’’ jacket has two enormous pockets, room enough for anything, you might want to drag along. The jacket has a reinforced web, sewn into the garment, to spread the weight, allowing the wearer to easily transport 50 kilos, in comfort. On the interior, a passport/wallet pocket, with zipper. A waterproof pocket, just for carrying wet nappies and doggy poops. A pen/pencil pocket. And a snap for your key ring. You’ll note, no pocket for a mobile phone. These must never leave your hand.
Brian, if “Pickles” is read by Australians and Brits you may want to change the term of the bag to something else since the term you are using is greatly offensive in their culture. Hint, you may want to Google the term, “F***y Pack”. If it is not, then never mind.
My cousin used to call my large purse “the Grand Canyon on a handle.” Of course, she did ask for things out of it, even while she teased me about its size.
[Unnamed Reader - 8bb645] about 3 years ago
Fanny pack manufactured on Gallifrey
yoey1957 about 3 years ago
I’m thinking that if Opal ever gets her leg in a bear trap she’ll just chew it off, too.
Macushlalondra about 3 years ago
And they talk about women’s purses.
Concretionist about 3 years ago
Whoa. Opal has REALLY SHARP TEETH! If my teeth could get a close enough grip on a hang nail, I wouldn’t have to carry a nail clipper. And my smile would probably scare little kids…
Cornelius Noodleman about 3 years ago
Looks more like a belly pack.
Templo S.U.D. about 3 years ago
So close at finally being helpful.
C about 3 years ago
She’s a keeper, she is.
wiatr about 3 years ago
Good teeth!
dadoctah about 3 years ago
Opal’s got a fanny mouth….
Pgalden1 Premium Member about 3 years ago
Earle has my empathy. No matter if I carry a carry-on satchel or a small clutch, whatever I need is always hidden from easy grasp.
The Reader Premium Member about 3 years ago
Don’t worry! He has some dental floss in there, so you can clean your teeth.
Daniel Verburg about 3 years ago
Sorry, the joke is growing a beard.
juicebruce about 3 years ago
Better luck next time Earl ;-)
iggyman about 3 years ago
Sometimes chewing them off is a bit painful!
tremaine53 about 3 years ago
If Opal hadn’t chewed it off, I’m sure Earl would’ve been happy to chew it off FOR her.
jagedlo about 3 years ago
Earl in need of a fanny pack organizer?
Darryl Heine about 3 years ago
Chew off a hangnail? VOMITROCIOUS!
sandpiper about 3 years ago
this arc is getting older fast
Redd Panda about 3 years ago
What Earl needs, as a compliment to his bag, is a ‘’Kaptain Kangaroo’’ jacket. The Kaptain Kangaroo’’ jacket has two enormous pockets, room enough for anything, you might want to drag along. The jacket has a reinforced web, sewn into the garment, to spread the weight, allowing the wearer to easily transport 50 kilos, in comfort. On the interior, a passport/wallet pocket, with zipper. A waterproof pocket, just for carrying wet nappies and doggy poops. A pen/pencil pocket. And a snap for your key ring. You’ll note, no pocket for a mobile phone. These must never leave your hand.
Available at a Redd Panda store near you.
Another Monday! Here we go again!
jango about 3 years ago
10 consecutive days without “Precious Roscoe”. I am clickin my heels! And someone else is spinnin his wheels!!
Frosty1 about 3 years ago
Brian, if “Pickles” is read by Australians and Brits you may want to change the term of the bag to something else since the term you are using is greatly offensive in their culture. Hint, you may want to Google the term, “F***y Pack”. If it is not, then never mind.
Lisa Marie Chamberlain about 3 years ago
I hate hangnails its hard to cut my toenails especially on my right foot I try to be calm I have CP its makes my body tight
Zebrastripes about 3 years ago
Gasp! Impatient Opal….
Alberta Oil Premium Member about 3 years ago
Brings up something that has always troubled me. How did they trim toenails before the advent of bronze/steel? Using a rock, seems.. risky.
brick10 about 3 years ago
Where is Opal’s purse? Or has she stopped carrying it since Earl started “fanny-packing”? I wonder where she has her pistol….
zeexenon about 3 years ago
My 58-year marriage (RIP dear wife) had literally hundreds of examples of this idea.
thejanith Premium Member about 3 years ago
My cousin used to call my large purse “the Grand Canyon on a handle.” Of course, she did ask for things out of it, even while she teased me about its size.
MuddyUSA Premium Member about 3 years ago
The chew is better than the clip…..I guess?
donwestonmysteries about 3 years ago
Hmm. So a fanny pack is like a woman’s purse.
w16521 about 3 years ago
Five minutes? It takes longer then that for a gal to find something in her purse!
pbr50138 about 3 years ago
Fanny pack? That thing has never been worn in the back, since the first week it was out.
SueSueJackson about 3 years ago
Ala Rufo’s bag…pre-the doctor