Last Kiss by John Lustig for September 15, 2021

I’m sure you can give him some pointers. If he’s not doing it quite right.

Is it an open, erm, book test?

Delightfully risqué. Being a Brit I had to Google Bonomo Turkish Taffy.

If he doesn’t pass any portion of the test? Can he retake the test? And if so, how many times can he retake the test?

But can she pass her oral exams?

He did some overnight cramming for the test.

Tongue twister…?

No one told me! I would’ve stayed in school!

Well as long as he’s not a superhero in disguise. According to DC Comics, superheroes don’t do the “second part of the Oral Examination.” Much to Catwoman’s dismay.

to quote Rick Estrin*, “I’m sure I can lick this problem, if I just use my head.”

of Rick Estrin & the Nightcats, formerly of Little Charlie & the Nightcats.

practicing mouth to mouth resuscitation before covid…

I wonder if it involves a tongue depressor?

…and WHERE does part TWO of the ORAL exam take place…perhaps a bit further SOUTH?!

Depends on which direction the the “other” exam is..there’s also the four quadrants to consider…

She’s on a tight schedule. She’s got to get back to the shelter at the roundabout where she sells poppies from a tray. I mean, she feels as if she’s in a play, but . . .

colonoscopy?

Double shot of my baby’s love, yeah yeah, yeah. Double shot of my baby’s love, yeah yeah, yeah. A potion that I had too much of It was a double shot of my baby’s love.

Sung by the Medallions

Geez. Get an examination room you two!

And would you believe it’s the second time today I had to say that.

Continuing Ed is required to maintain licensure. He’ll have to retake that exam on a regular basis.

He might be fine passing the exam, but I bet she’s hoping for a “D”.

He needs to be good at drilling and filling holes

He’ll soon be a cunning linguist……a master of many tongues. Owe that idea to a Deep Purple song….Knocking at your back door. ( Even that title works!!)

He is a carpenter. His specialty is tongue in groove work.