Reality Check by Dave Whamond for October 02, 2021

That should have been declared in the foot notes.

Yeah, he’ll never toe the line.

Toe-tally Nailed it.

Sigh, will prejudice ever end?

That’s groan worthy!

Wonder if he knew the guy who did not have fully grown toes. That was the guy who tip-toed through life. Maybe the tulips too.

Is the girl wearing platform sandals?

No toe jam here.

And you’re missing one digit on every hand, toe. …too.

No toe toes? We’re not in Kansas anymore.

Well! At least Jack Frost won’t be nipping at HIS toes

Hey Ralph, tell Whamond he needs to get his cartoons digitized.

Does the NoToes keep him up at night?

Ya ever notice that

toon characters have no middle fingers …?

Very clever Dave!

Well, I am bad pun intolerant.

She won’t pledge her sole to him because she’s afraid he’ll turn out to be nothing but a heel.

This pun is worth an honorable mention at “Pearls before Swine”. Stephan Pastis couldn’t have cobbled that together any better.

Well then, forget that guy I was going to set you up with. Ziggy is going to be disappointed.

Ignoring all the pun possibilities, I posit that not having toes is an asset. You can’t stub a toe that isn’t there.