Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for October 13, 2021

I don’t know that I would drink it though.

When I ordered a black Russian, that’s not what I meant.

Bleah …. better get the stomach pump ready.

“If you actually intend to drink it, I will have to have you sign a waiver.”

Now, Vodka and Gasoline is more expensive.

it was named by the car talk guys – it’s called the “inky shadows”…

Looks like a Black Martini! They’re delicious!

Printer toner is expensive, but it is only a fraction of the cost of printer INK.

Toner cartridges, ink cartridges, chargers … if the automotive industry followed the electronics industry, then every make / model of car would use a different kind of tire or battery or spark plug.

Will that improve my muscle tone?

Probably ounce for ounce, nail polish is much more expensive.

And after he drinks that, they’ll be out of it again.

More expensive than gold per weight.

there is a fluid even more expensive than that, but I’m not sure I should say it in a family strip

I ordered the most expensive meal they offered. The bill came to $2,000,012.95. That was for a tuna melt with fries and a 3,000 year old bottle of Egyptian ceremonial wine.

Color printer inks are, ounce for ounce, more expensive than human blood.

The most expensive drink I’ve seen is a shot of Pappy Van Winkle 23 Year Old Family Reserve. If you can find it you are looking at $250 a glass.

Go cheaper; order cocaine and ruby dust.

No amusement park cola was available for a Rum and cola? Movie theater cola will do in a pinch.

If you have to ask how much those cost, you can’t afford them.

You meant a Starbuck’s Coffee with printer toner.

Must be on a company expense account.

The printer toner is far more expensive per ounce than even premium vodka.