Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for October 14, 2021

I wish. I would like to get some more sleep!

Come on, people! There has to be at least one person out there who doesn’t know the meaning of narcolepsy and is too lazy to look it up on Google.

So this guy is talking to a cat that came into a doctors office wanting to be excessively sleepy. I’m very curious what brought this comic to fruition. Or as they used to say in the 90s early 2000s " I’d like to get inside your head and crawl around."

There is no distinction between a normal cat and a narcoleptic cat.

Cat in a Vet’s office: “Doc, Doc, you gotta help me. I’m sleeping 23 hours a day!” Vet: “Okay, I’ll prescribe something for Insomnia.”

Felinazole will take care of that hyperthyroidism.

if the cat is calm in the vet’s surgery it’s already partially narcoleptic…

Once, on a university bulletin board, I saw a notice about “narcoleptic puppies” which had been studied, but after the study was over, they needed homes.

My thought was that “Narcoleptic Puppies” would be a great name for a band.

When my cat dies, I am taking it to a taxidermist and have it stuffed in a sleeping position. I’ll just move it around randomly during the day. It will be like he never left.

Narco-Lepsey – A DEA agent who continually falls asleep on the job.

However the vet could give you an injection that would guarantee you never again wake up.

It comes with age…

He just needs a cat-a-tonic.

Take a Benadryl

Infomercials can do the job.

Aren’t cats sort of narcoleptic by nature?