Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 19, 2021

those underpants though…

I would’ve hoped that he changed his underwear at least twice a year.

Neither one has been washed in two years

decisions, decisions..

It would be more realistic if they were lying crumpled on the floor and he sniffed them to find the one that smelled the least.

So, is the word “investment” related to an article of clothing? Recall that “golden age” bankers mostly wore three piece suits…

Before the leaf blower was invented

Decisions, decisions …

Wear the summer ensemble for clubbing in the fall.

He must be a gatherer because the hunters would’ve migrated south already.

The answer: layers of clothing to be added to or subtracted from depending on the vagaries of the fickle fall weather.

No real decision on his part. It is mandated!

He needs a Geiko talking bathroom with a female voice going, “Oh, no, no, no, no …”

You have to layer, so you can take off the heavier item when it warms up later in the day

love the hearts on his undies!

proof that boxers with hearts are a primal instinct – no more apologies for them!!

There you go. Just enough clothes but, no shoes. He can go out anywhere but not get “service” there.

At least he has the nice undies he got from the time traveler he clubbed.

I wonder what early woman’s wardrobe would look like? Could you even get into the cave to see?

I have T-shirts, shorts, “light sweats,” and “heavy sweats” all out at the same time for my morning exercise. One of the main pieces of equipment is the display that shows me the outside temperature.

Stay in. Make fire.

Come to think of it, our wardrobes haven’t changed all that much

Looks to me as if he is having trouble deciding which season it is, which doesn’t say much for his ability to work things out. Like most of us who have that problem, all he has to do is look out the portal.

Cavemen had elastic waistbands?

Nice walk-in closet!

In Colorado go with the layered look.

Must have shopped at Walmart.

“Early man” gets more closet space than I do. :D

Cavemen were like Tallulah Bankhead.They didn’t wear underwear.

How is the garment less modern than the boxers?

I was hoping for dinosaurs on the boxers, but since that would be a bit anachronistic, I will settle for mastodons.

It’s a no-brainer. Go with the Brutish & Short medium weight jerkin.

Yet they had clothes hangers?

Just don’t wear white…

All he needs is flip-flops and he would be ’Miami Beach Cool".

I saw a comic that had two pictures: “Spring, 73*” a woman in a tank top and shorts, and then “Fall, 73*” a woman dressed like Bernie Sanders at Biden’s inauguration. It’s all relative.

The breed of Leopard which had red hearts on it’s fur instead of brown spots was hunted to extinction.

Love the boxers.