Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for October 14, 2021

I spotted a leopard once.

“I’m more than just a pair of feet, you know.”

You’ve still been accepted sight unseen.

His life is all a blur.

His feet aren’t so big.

If you want to be really seen, you have to put yourself out there some more.

I sometimes feel like a nut, sometimes I don’t.

And his name is Daryl!

Lurk less.

Existential crisis.

Well, bigfoot. At you has George for company. You can hugs him and pets him and pats him and sqeezes him and…

Spotted? Nah -striped – maybe.

There are always a few at the Size 12+ rack at the shoe store.

Which seen, Pleistocene or obscene?

I’m beginning to doubt my own existence.

If you want to be seen, you need to make a scene.

Bigfoot would find a good listener for this concern, in the Easter Bunny.

BUNNY!

Just keep the pictures fuzzy.