Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for October 18, 2021

Natasha triumphant…….she has it all figured out! Let the Good Times Roll!

Hmm, someone could put this to the tune of “Everybody Wang Chung tonight”… “Zombie bunnies run free tonight.”

Those carnival games would be a lot more interesting if the prize wasn’t a tiny bagged goldfish, but a super strong zombie bunny …

Be careful Natasha. A famous poet once wrote a poem to one of your ancestors that warned:

" The best laid schemes o’ Mice an’ Men

An’ lea’e us nought but grief an’ pain,

—Robert Burns

This makes me extremely happy. Free the zombie bunnies!!

Whoo hoo!

NOOOOOO! If they get free, we’re all super doomed!

Those scientists’ ankles will be soaked! Think of the laundry bill for socks! Devilish!

(Yes, I know rabbits have sharp, tough claws. They’re amazing diggers.)

Zombie Bunnies run free!♥ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27AuSYoA1UA

Bonkers Bunnies Battle Biological Bunglers?

All that’s missing is a loud triumphant BWA-HA-HAAA!!

Just noticing Violet’s paws are …..well, violet. Where in the world have I been?!

YAY!!! Free the Buns too!!! This makes me beyond happy!! Tonight there’s gonna be a jailbreakSomewhere in the townTonight there’s gonna be a jailbreakSo don’t you be around

Hey, Shirins.. how are you, Nushi..and Kira doing??

What could possibly go wrong?

Violet’s and Natasha’s paws in the air, like they’re outa there…

Zombie Bunnies, won’t cha come out tonight, come out tonight, come out tonight! Zombie Bunnies won’t cha come out tonight, and lurk by the light of the moooooon!!

There’ll be bunnies breakin’ doors

In numbers too big to ignore

And for two bright mice, dumb mazes have to end

‘Cause they’ve run them all before

And they can’t take that crap no more

No one’s ever gonna keep them caged again

Oh yes they are wise

Grim captivity’s a pain

Yes, they’re savvy mice

And it’s freedom that they’ll gain

If they have to, they can escape anything

Won’t be long (long gone)

They’ll be untraceable (invisible)

They are winning!

(Ray Burton / Helen Reddy – I Am Woman)

Oooooh boy prepare for chaos

M.G.B & Partners Mews – For Immediate Press Release

We are proud to announce that Hamilton A. Cat has joined the M.G.B. team as a Partner in Training.

Hamilton is a young orphan cat but has already distinguished himself as a prodigy. While still a kitten, he has managed to read all the first-year law books that his Person had inherited. A brilliant legal mind, Hamilton finds himself exploring the legal ramifications of being a Protector. When he is not reading his legal books or giving Belle information she did not ask for; you will find Hamilton bouncing around the house. An avid bird watcher, Hamilton often spends hours in the window or on the screened-in porch.

Never call him ‘Hamy.’

In other company mews, the dedication of the portrait of one co-founder, Giblet P. Cat, was a smashing success. Giblets best friend and protege, Belle, spoke, and there was not a dry whisker in the crowd. A Donation was made to Care-STL, the no-kill animal shelter in Giblets name, to help them continue their excellent and much-needed work.

That is all the mews. Again, mittens, Giblet, Belle & Partners, thank you for your excellent work.

The scientists might have their hands full shortly.

Rod Stewart: Young Turks

Zombies be free tonight!

The Mice are on your side!

Never let the lab techs pull you down!

Never let them stop what you want to do!

…….

Great! I’m in… what could possibly go wrong?

Oh Dear! Chaos is in the air tonight!

I heard it in the voice of Inigo Montoya! “There will be blood tonight!”

I don’t know if you’ve ever been on the receiving end of an angry rabbit, but they’re nasty.</> An angry Zombie rabbit sounds terrifying.

Has releasing the zombies ever worked out well in any zombie movie? They don’t have a lot of options here, admittedly.

Havent they seen Monty Python?

♪♫ I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh lord

And I’ve been waiting for this moment, for all my life, oh lord

Can you feel it coming in the air tonight, oh lord, oh lord ♫♪

Really, its on those scientists for operating this silly experiment in this silly lab in the first place.

I’d free a million bunnies

To escape this fright

So if you’re feeling low

Let’s head up to the window

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The pills we shoot are strong

On buttons, especially

But now the plan is on

Oh mouseys, run with me, yeah

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Zombie bunnies, run free tonight!

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(Look, blame FreihEitner. They asked for this!)

*Zombunnies

Yes!! Free the bunnies (and mice) and you will free yourselves!!!!

Love all the song parodies, what a creative orb we have.

dmah and @carin thank you for the recommendation of the Imperial Coroner. I bet I made several mistakesin that sentence, but the idea is clear. I am really enjoying it.

Excellent idea. Green bunnies everywhere.

Ladies, start warming up that rubber band!

I am not sure this is such a good idea. I know the mice want out, but risking the zombie bunnies seems a little too much.

Werezombie rabbits to destroy first the lab then the town tonight!

Whoa, getting flashbacks to Cabin In the Woods

Lol its gonna be mass furry chaos!

Let the wild rumpus start!

I see some of those green pills aimed at that button with a slingshot…

There was a song done by the Kingston Trio, I believe, called “Zombie Jamborie.” Actually, they covered it. The original was apparently Harry Belafonte. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4k5XftdTMs; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdRI2Y8fGcI