My nephew does the exact same thing! It’s a given that someone will have to tell him to knock it off. Now that he’s a little older, I open picture taking with, “[Name], you ruin this picture and I’ll kill you.” :-)
As a professional photographer I recommend Dad invest in a long cable release and while standing beside the camera talk to Calvin to get a pleasant smile out of him then shoot the pictures when he doesn’t expect it. I realize these are old strips but with digital he could shoot lots of frames and hope for a winner. Delete the rest.
Dad, at least this pic will help achieve your objective of keeping the relatives away… boy, I’d think twice before visiting someone whose kid looked like that, much as I adore the MAD look!
I really hate having my picture taken, and I feel like, no matter hw hard I try, my face unintentionally looks like Calvin’s. His is on purpose though!
Unlike some of the other Calvin’s I think this one because it’s set 20+ years ago Now it means more today then it did then. Because as it’s been said this is now the age of digital cameras… Just delete the bad ones and try try again. Let your mind return to the time when this was done and think about this. Dad will have to relive his frustrations and or anger all over again when he returns from his local …Photo Mat Store and looks at all those pictures! Too funny even today.
i can still feel the swat to the back of my head everytime i pulled one of these stunts. even when i think of pulling something off….i have to look around to make sure my ol’ man isn’t standing behind me.
Woodeye, I agree “What Me, worry…?” I was wondering just how many years old the strip IS? It’s still great, but noone has to worry about running out of film (just having to go recharge the battery)
That is not Alfred E Newman’s (the What Me Worry?) face. Not even close. BTW: did you know that years (lots of years) ago Mad had an Alfred look-alike contest? The winner? A very young Prince Charles. LOL
Photographs steal your soul you know… Think about it. Do you suppose that there are any left among us who have not been rendered completely souless? Explains quite a lot about the world says I.
Calvin at 40 years of age three sheets in the wind. Either that or he’s still practicing for his (eventual) driver’s license photo. Can you imagine him driving - yoiks…
Swatting him wouldn’t help. I used to take a fiendish delight in seeing how far I could push my dad before he totally lost it, and he used a belt. Calvin won’t stop.
One of my boys was simply unable to smile. He wanted to. He tried to. But all that came out was the tension on his face from all the effort.
Later on, his only effort was to not even attempt a smile, but that was a teenage attitude problem.
I’ve always been inclined to believe that this picture WAS Calvin’s legitimate attempt to smile right, but - what’s the old saying - do that too much and your face will freeze like that? The lesson Calvin needs to learn here is you reap what you sow.
Dad and his tripod I remember those days. He’d change the lenses, check the f-stop, and get out the light meter about ten times. He took great posed pictures but it drove everybody nuts while he was doing it! Miss you Dad!
logmein almost 15 years ago
hi m
cheese
margueritem almost 15 years ago
I rather liked that one.
kpeiyin almost 15 years ago
Yes, he smiled…
WoodEye almost 15 years ago
Looks like Alfred E. Neuman….
svspatel almost 15 years ago
Ok now, that’s a legit smile! It is not calvin’s fault it’s an ugly one!
kreole almost 15 years ago
This is probably payback for what dad did to his parents.
MontanaLady almost 15 years ago
Actually, that is his college “frat” party picture after a few too many beers.
sjoujke almost 15 years ago
Nice teeth, Calvin.
carmy almost 15 years ago
I guess his name is Mud now.
JonnyT almost 15 years ago
My nephew does the exact same thing! It’s a given that someone will have to tell him to knock it off. Now that he’s a little older, I open picture taking with, “[Name], you ruin this picture and I’ll kill you.” :-)
ben_david almost 15 years ago
I can just hear that “CALVIN!” as in “ALVIIIIIN”
and the Chipmunks.
Ooops! Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Scared of that smile!!!
ArtyG almost 15 years ago
As a professional photographer I recommend Dad invest in a long cable release and while standing beside the camera talk to Calvin to get a pleasant smile out of him then shoot the pictures when he doesn’t expect it. I realize these are old strips but with digital he could shoot lots of frames and hope for a winner. Delete the rest.
Troglodyte almost 15 years ago
Dad, at least this pic will help achieve your objective of keeping the relatives away… boy, I’d think twice before visiting someone whose kid looked like that, much as I adore the MAD look!
jrbj almost 15 years ago
Sometimes a boy just has to do what he has to do. But I’m not sure Calvin had to do that one. That was just plain flat EEE-UUU-GLY.
eddie alexander Premium Member almost 15 years ago
This why I didn’t have kids.
Rakkav almost 15 years ago
That wasn’t a smile, folks, that was a dopey grin. And I don’t buy Calvin’s innocent act afterwards one little bit.
Dkram almost 15 years ago
When i was a kid I did that once, twice, may be more…… I shut up now.
\\//_
Unclebup almost 15 years ago
Film! Ha!
coffeeturtle almost 15 years ago
I’m dying!! :-D thanks for the smile on my face, Calvin!
Patrick1946 almost 15 years ago
Reminded me of the sort of expression my son always got if a camera was pointed his way.
vibjyor almost 15 years ago
Dad should tell him NOT to smile and spoil the picture. Maybe then he has a better chance of getting a decent one.
celeconecca almost 15 years ago
I really hate having my picture taken, and I feel like, no matter hw hard I try, my face unintentionally looks like Calvin’s. His is on purpose though!
lazygrazer almost 15 years ago
Looks like me about a half hour before closing time.
GROG Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Or Dad should say something to make him laugh.
mrslukeskywalker almost 15 years ago
He still looks smarter than you, DAD!
I think those pictures will make the best Christmas cards EVER. I like the look in panel 1.
JennieMR almost 15 years ago
LOL!!! Some of the comments I’m reading are as funny as the strip.
Love that face Calvin makes. rofl
linsonl almost 15 years ago
Hey, eddieal , Calvin is just a minute a day. Kids are for 24 HOURS a day.
alondra almost 15 years ago
Dad should get Mom to tickle him and get him laughing. Then quickly get out of the way while he snaps the pic.
bald almost 15 years ago
get mom to stand behind dad with her mad face,
he won’t make funny faces for the camera
Trainwreck_1 almost 15 years ago
Unlike some of the other Calvin’s I think this one because it’s set 20+ years ago Now it means more today then it did then. Because as it’s been said this is now the age of digital cameras… Just delete the bad ones and try try again. Let your mind return to the time when this was done and think about this. Dad will have to relive his frustrations and or anger all over again when he returns from his local …Photo Mat Store and looks at all those pictures! Too funny even today.
mexdr1958 almost 15 years ago
Macushalondra,
Have you forgotten what happens when Calvin´s mom tickles him????????
COWBOY7 almost 15 years ago
Celecca, maybe subconsciously your are on purpose, too? I think mine are. :^)
ronaldmundy almost 15 years ago
i can still feel the swat to the back of my head everytime i pulled one of these stunts. even when i think of pulling something off….i have to look around to make sure my ol’ man isn’t standing behind me.
raymunc almost 15 years ago
this has to be one of my all time favorites!!!! can’t help but bust out laughing everytime!!!
vldazzle almost 15 years ago
Woodeye, I agree “What Me, worry…?” I was wondering just how many years old the strip IS? It’s still great, but noone has to worry about running out of film (just having to go recharge the battery)
COGNIZANT almost 15 years ago
Hey jrbj, Ugly is “Cool”, as long as you don’t have to stay that way.
JTGAM almost 15 years ago
I thought it was pretty creative on Calvin’s part. After all, it is a smile (grin or whatever).
JanLC almost 15 years ago
That is not Alfred E Newman’s (the What Me Worry?) face. Not even close. BTW: did you know that years (lots of years) ago Mad had an Alfred look-alike contest? The winner? A very young Prince Charles. LOL
Vonnegut almost 15 years ago
Photographs steal your soul you know… Think about it. Do you suppose that there are any left among us who have not been rendered completely souless? Explains quite a lot about the world says I.
ericpbj1000 almost 15 years ago
I love this one! Well that was a smile!
BigHug almost 15 years ago
That smile was pure evil. That’s going to keep me up at night!
khpage almost 15 years ago
Calvin at 40 years of age three sheets in the wind. Either that or he’s still practicing for his (eventual) driver’s license photo. Can you imagine him driving - yoiks…
celeconecca almost 15 years ago
@Lonewolf No - the last good photo I had of me was in 3rd or 4th grade. My bad pictures are real. Maybe I try too hard?
artybee almost 15 years ago
Swatting him wouldn’t help. I used to take a fiendish delight in seeing how far I could push my dad before he totally lost it, and he used a belt. Calvin won’t stop.
k.ingong almost 15 years ago
ZOO WEE MAMA!! HEHE
dsom8 almost 15 years ago
One of my boys was simply unable to smile. He wanted to. He tried to. But all that came out was the tension on his face from all the effort.
Later on, his only effort was to not even attempt a smile, but that was a teenage attitude problem.
I’ve always been inclined to believe that this picture WAS Calvin’s legitimate attempt to smile right, but - what’s the old saying - do that too much and your face will freeze like that? The lesson Calvin needs to learn here is you reap what you sow.
Sysiphus almost 15 years ago
For the last two years, the only photos we have of our son (19) are silouettes. It’s kind of funny.
ratlum almost 15 years ago
Swat 1, 2, 3 and click
Dino-1 almost 15 years ago
Dad and his tripod I remember those days. He’d change the lenses, check the f-stop, and get out the light meter about ten times. He took great posed pictures but it drove everybody nuts while he was doing it! Miss you Dad!
mrprongs almost 15 years ago
Are you sure you want to remember him this way?
pintcape almost 15 years ago
just take the picture when he isn’t ready,probably will get a better picture that way.
Miss.Fit almost 15 years ago
yeah Dad… he did smile… at you…
wowzo almost 13 years ago
Well he DID smile dad
elchinodewita about 11 years ago
Mud and Hobbes…