The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 19, 2021

Next, you transfer it from that oven to the one in your kitchen.

Talk about a kids meal, geesh!

Wait till she meets up with Hansel and Gretel.

Texas.

Yuck.

Today’s winner! Mr. Hilburn: You are perfectly disgusting!

“Hahnsel? Hahnsel?” (puzzled look)

Nine months is a long time to wait for your next meal.

Somewhere there must have been a cheap horror movie that used this joke.

Yikes!

Some guys will have sex with anything

I so love little finger food…

I don’t know, maybe they didn’t grow humans to be used as a food source!

Ole witchy poo can’t stand the rigors of pregnancy….but, boy, can she whip up a brew in no time…

OMG

There was a pregnant pause at that point.

When her water breaks…

There is nothing like a little cannibalism to start the morning.

very dark

Not funny at all. And real life witches do NOT eat children!

My first comment on any comic ever in my 62 year life. Gross, disgusting and way to dark.

Soylent Green…

No.

O.M.G.!

I thought witches couldn’t reproduce since male witches have holloweenies.

Witches (Who Eat Their Own Children) Be Loco!

This is horrible and not funny.

Nauseating, even.

Oh dear God, that is just over the top.

best laugh of the day. But I’ve always had a macabre sense of humour.

Also love that the doctor’s name is Dr. Dorfman, as in Flounder from Animal House, whose actor later in his acting career played a doctor on St. Elsewhere. Lots of levels to the humour

That’s wicked

She prefers organic over free range…

this guy hits new lows every week.

Pushing the envelope of humor for sure. SNL can always use another writer…

Is this supposed to be funny???

That is the sickest, most twisted strip you’ve ever done, Scott.

Well done!

Scott, Scott, Scott — what would your mother say?

And I thought the premise of growing humans for fuel was dumb in “The Matrix.”

Oh my. Just No.

Come on people! She’s just knocked up.

Cringe worthy !

Cringe worthy !

Ouch. I think this is the worst one I’ve seen.

Oh my gosh. This is a riot. A little dark but a riot!

That’s kinda messed up.

This is wrong on every level I can conceive.