Next, you transfer it from that oven to the one in your kitchen.
Talk about a kids meal, geesh!
Wait till she meets up with Hansel and Gretel.
Texas.
Yuck.
Today’s winner! Mr. Hilburn: You are perfectly disgusting!
“Hahnsel? Hahnsel?” (puzzled look)
Nine months is a long time to wait for your next meal.
Somewhere there must have been a cheap horror movie that used this joke.
Yikes!
Some guys will have sex with anything
I so love little finger food…
I don’t know, maybe they didn’t grow humans to be used as a food source!
Ole witchy poo can’t stand the rigors of pregnancy….but, boy, can she whip up a brew in no time…
OMG
There was a pregnant pause at that point.
When her water breaks…
There is nothing like a little cannibalism to start the morning.
very dark
Not funny at all. And real life witches do NOT eat children!
My first comment on any comic ever in my 62 year life. Gross, disgusting and way to dark.
Soylent Green…
No.
O.M.G.!
I thought witches couldn’t reproduce since male witches have holloweenies.
Witches (Who Eat Their Own Children) Be Loco!
This is horrible and not funny.
Nauseating, even.
Oh dear God, that is just over the top.
best laugh of the day. But I’ve always had a macabre sense of humour.
Also love that the doctor’s name is Dr. Dorfman, as in Flounder from Animal House, whose actor later in his acting career played a doctor on St. Elsewhere. Lots of levels to the humour
That’s wicked
She prefers organic over free range…
this guy hits new lows every week.
Pushing the envelope of humor for sure. SNL can always use another writer…
Is this supposed to be funny???
That is the sickest, most twisted strip you’ve ever done, Scott.
Well done!
Scott, Scott, Scott — what would your mother say?
And I thought the premise of growing humans for fuel was dumb in “The Matrix.”
Oh my. Just No.
Come on people! She’s just knocked up.
Cringe worthy !
Ouch. I think this is the worst one I’ve seen.
Oh my gosh. This is a riot. A little dark but a riot!
That’s kinda messed up.
This is wrong on every level I can conceive.
Bilan almost 3 years ago
Next, you transfer it from that oven to the one in your kitchen.
ronaldspence almost 3 years ago
Talk about a kids meal, geesh!
rekam Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Wait till she meets up with Hansel and Gretel.
Ratkin Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Texas.
angelolady Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Yuck.
parallel2 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Today’s winner! Mr. Hilburn: You are perfectly disgusting!
Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 3 years ago
“Hahnsel? Hahnsel?” (puzzled look)
nosirrom almost 3 years ago
Nine months is a long time to wait for your next meal.
pauljmsn almost 3 years ago
Somewhere there must have been a cheap horror movie that used this joke.
Charliegirl Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Yikes!
[Traveler] Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Some guys will have sex with anything
clacou almost 3 years ago
I so love little finger food…
Chris almost 3 years ago
I don’t know, maybe they didn’t grow humans to be used as a food source!
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
Ole witchy poo can’t stand the rigors of pregnancy….but, boy, can she whip up a brew in no time…
mholding almost 3 years ago
OMG
Jeffin Premium Member almost 3 years ago
There was a pregnant pause at that point.
joe piglet Premium Member almost 3 years ago
When her water breaks…
themostbashfulone almost 3 years ago
There is nothing like a little cannibalism to start the morning.
Jon Schutter almost 3 years ago
very dark
PammWhittaker almost 3 years ago
Not funny at all. And real life witches do NOT eat children!
Gerald Thompson Premium Member almost 3 years ago
My first comment on any comic ever in my 62 year life. Gross, disgusting and way to dark.
Kilrwat Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Soylent Green…
kartis almost 3 years ago
No.
artheaded1 almost 3 years ago
O.M.G.!
Sir Isaac almost 3 years ago
I thought witches couldn’t reproduce since male witches have holloweenies.
NoSleepTil_BKLYN almost 3 years ago
Witches (Who Eat Their Own Children) Be Loco!
[Unnamed Reader - bc74f2] almost 3 years ago
This is horrible and not funny.
prrdh almost 3 years ago
Nauseating, even.
BeniHanna6 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Oh dear God, that is just over the top.
theincrediblebulk almost 3 years ago
best laugh of the day. But I’ve always had a macabre sense of humour.
theincrediblebulk almost 3 years ago
Also love that the doctor’s name is Dr. Dorfman, as in Flounder from Animal House, whose actor later in his acting career played a doctor on St. Elsewhere. Lots of levels to the humour
StewieSquarePants almost 3 years ago
That’s wicked
paranormal almost 3 years ago
She prefers organic over free range…
mpearl almost 3 years ago
this guy hits new lows every week.
WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Pushing the envelope of humor for sure. SNL can always use another writer…
Bill D. Kat Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Is this supposed to be funny???
Cozmik Cowboy almost 3 years ago
That is the sickest, most twisted strip you’ve ever done, Scott.
Well done!
chief tommy almost 3 years ago
Scott, Scott, Scott — what would your mother say?
Stephen Gilberg almost 3 years ago
And I thought the premise of growing humans for fuel was dumb in “The Matrix.”
ComicLily almost 3 years ago
Oh my. Just No.
zeexenon almost 3 years ago
Come on people! She’s just knocked up.
idrinkalone almost 3 years ago
Cringe worthy !
idrinkalone almost 3 years ago
Cringe worthy !
lawguy05 almost 3 years ago
Ouch. I think this is the worst one I’ve seen.
jmdurden almost 3 years ago
Oh my gosh. This is a riot. A little dark but a riot!
Bruce Pifer Premium Member almost 3 years ago
That’s kinda messed up.
Ukko wilko almost 3 years ago
This is wrong on every level I can conceive.