Free Range by Bill Whitehead for October 18, 2021

“Spatial purge”.

Gridlock on the Asteroid Beltway.

Must be a queue to get through the wormhole.

I hate when a lane is obviously shut down & everybody merges. Then you get that person who cuts in front of 50 cars like as if he was completely unaware that the lane was shut down ahead in spite of all the lights and signs.

Black holes are the potholes of space travel.

Why would you have commuter traffic in outer space!!!!

No intelligent life in the universe if they are not using the “Free Range” of space.

who names their child “twok”…?

PIGS IN SPACE!

Why not just keep flying on the shoulder? or above the traffic? or below the traffic?

The whole of space and they have to get into a narrow queue?

Is this the Q continuum?

Or – fire off a few photon torpedoes…

Bill, just love your detailed drawing of all the aliens in their space vehicles! Love the colors as well! Thanks!

LOL! Twok? That’s hysterical

With all that space around em, why’d they flies like that?

All my kids and there friends call it “Snaking”. They all give points for the best last moment snake-in at the least possible opening.

Space lemming.

Reminds me of Star Trek TOS where ships were always lined up to face each other.

You all are pretty funny today; Twok!

Computer navigation puts everybody on the same route because it seems to be working. Move over to the next navigation lane, tell it to avoid major navigation routes, and watch for construction. I have good luck on state routes.

Reminds me of Blazing Saddles with the toll booth out in the middle of nowhere. Could easily go around, but, no, someone’s got to go back for a “s*#tload of dimes”!!

Nose? Their vehicle doesn’t have a nose. (Neither do the others.)