Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for October 29, 2021

So switch to a fireplace poker.

Just be careful where you sit.

Mister Beaver, you’re doing it wrong.

Damn!

Next time don’t back up so quickly.

You can’t really argue with his reason for acting that way.

The description I liked best in this genre was “Y’know, he always looks like he’s got a carrot up his butt. A big, frozen carrot.”

Excuse me, but I said “paws in the air” This is a stick up.

This happens when you live out in the sticks.

“I’m not acting.” “This is not an act.”

So, what’s your excuse?

Dam!

If he were not so stuck up about it!

MIT students.

Ya can’t chew your way out of this one, stick or no stick!

This is just one more Italian suppository story. This is an innuendo.

Looks like beavers need chairs.

Beavers are known for having kinky sex.. and when all you have are sticks, well… whatcha gonna do.

“Pervert!”

Eat a beaver, save a tree!