B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for November 03, 2021

Now we just need to bring in a ton of kindling, set fire to it and then the new problem will go away.

On the plus side, Jane made the cave Garfield proof.

“Thanks?”

“You know what. I really didn’t mind the moths all that much.”

And what does the webs read? “Some cave”?, “Terrific”?, “Radiant”?…Ah, no! It’s “Humble”

Hey! Did you read in the Spider Times about this cave where they give you free room and board?

Be careful what you say: the room is bugged.

You just have to tell the spiders to go to a new ‘web site’.

“Follow the spiders ! Why couldn’t it be, Follow the butterflies ?” (Ron Weasley)

Or get a cat?

The cave is now a website…..

When you employs a web designer instead of interior designer…

From the frying pan into the fire, so to say… :D

This is why we catch all the spiders and put them out the front door. Front of the house looks bad, but less bugs in the house!

R.I.P. Jimmy and Jemima

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOEML8KINfc

Just make sure that one isn’t radioactive…you know what happens when they bite!

So she hired Shelob’s home defense systems. They are easy to find, Their on the web. ;-)

(((((( GASP !!! ))))))

I’m outta herrrrre!

She doubled the problem now spiders and moths

We can build on this. Spiders to get the moths, geckos to get the spiders. Radiation added, you get Godzilla vs Mothra and Spiderman. New movie.

The precursor to the World Wide Web, the Cavewide Web?

for some reason this leapt to mind…https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQHmZMf6zwo

Spiders are our friends. Spiders are cool.

Nice!

Might even get some silk stockings out of the deal.

Votive candles behind the web would make a great attractant.

They’re very handy at dealing with fruit flies also.

Well, sometimes the solution is worse than the problem.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly…..

My kinda place!

I take it that the " blonde chick" is the poster child for arachnophobia?!?

That’s exactly why I love spiders. I’d much rather have lovely orb weavers all over the place, than flies.

My wife would FREAK.

There was a redback on the toilet when I sat down last night

I didn’t see him in the dark but boy I felt his bite

I leapt way up into the air and when I hit the ground

That dirty redback spider was nowhere to be found……

(Australian country song, played on Dr Demento)

Too many spiders will starve to death.

Add geckos and you have an ecology.

I guess she did!!

Works for me!!

Cool!

I thought that previously Jane freaked out over a spider.

Good idea

Excuse me but Halloween was Sunday.

It might be centuries before anyone of those insects evolve into Spiderman.

A: John Goodman.